My Wife Just Texted… #247
She was watching Jimmy Fallon clips on YouTube one night, and immediately texted me about deforesting my face. I won’t call my wife a germophobe… because she’ll probably read this, so let’s just say she’s… incredibly hygiene-friendly. So, her horrified reaction at seeing something about poop-infused facial hair was no shocker. I promised her I […]
Cannot Stop Giggling (BABY VIDEO)
My brovaries nearly exploded and I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this. It’s never a good idea to over-sell it before you share something funny. “THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!” never made anything funnier. BUT! If you watch this and don’t laugh, say “awwwwwwwwww” or at least crack a smile at some point, I’m very […]
The Heights of Growing Up
We teamed up with Clorox to tell you some stories of the trials and treats of parenthood. We want them to grow up, it’s our job as parents, but at the same time we soon learn how bitter-sweet it can be. When their tiny little fists let go of our thumbs. When we can’t […]
HAPPY 2015–6!
You know we’re all gonna be doing this for most of… for probably the entire year. Happy New Year! Whichever year it is! Wait… which one is it again?
Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 3
The holidays have taken their toll on most of our waistbands, but hopefully (hopeful-ish sorta maybe?) the season of dad jokes has also thoroughly worked out our eye-twitch muscles. Think of the calories people burn when the dad jokes you tell cause cough-laughs, hours of frowning or eyerolls so violent, people break a sweat. In […]
My Wife Just Said… #245
[Whispering] “I’m so sorry. He said he reeeeeally wanted Monopoly.” ““Elizabeth She said this after he tore off the wrapping paper and gasped with joy. I mouthed, “You owe me.” We both totally knew that I was the one who was going to be playing it with him. And by playing it with him, […]
Merry Squeeeeeeeemas Eve!
It’s Christmas Eve. Every year, on the day before the big day, I like to take a moment to open up my mind, in some pretend telepathy of sorts, and think about the hundreds of millions of kids out there who are positively vibrating with excitement and anticipation. Whether they still believe in Santa or […]
The Snowman Apocalypse
I remember avidly reading Calvin and Hobbes through my youth. Seeing this little boy’s seasonally majestic, twisted and hilarious snow creations made me wish for something most people grow to dread where they live. Snow! It’s officially winter in L.A. And by that I basically mean I can’t comfortably wear shorts anymore and my nipples […]
A Little Boy’s Very Cute First Time as Santa
I partnered up with Target to share this adorable new chapter in my son’s Christmas experiences. My little son is 6 and a half now, and he’s really starting to get how the whole gift giving thing works. Beyond receiving as many of them as he possibly can. He’s in that vague place between […]
100% Spoiler-Free Pre-Review of The Force Awakens
This has absolutely no spoilers. Not even in that vague, teasey way that makes you want to put your frustrated brain in a running blender, and then light the blender on fire. This is not really a review, in the true sense of the word. So I’m calling it a pre-review. Let me explain. My […]
