Parental Crossing Sign
You’ve seen the pleasant Pedestrian Crossing signs where the silhouettes of a man and a woman move across some black lines. He gallantly holds the arm of the woman and they both have neat little bags in their arms, probably laptops they’ll whip out at the local Starbucks. They’re pedestrians, it’s what they do. […]
Parent Proofing
I’m alright with some basic baby proofing. For those of you without babies (and a low IQ) this has nothing to do with birth control. Cabinet locks are great for anyone who doesn’t want their kid freshening up their breath with Raid bug spray, sure. And some stick-on foam for the sharp corners of a […]
My Wife Just Said… #5
“Don’t you hate it when you feel like you have a poking poo. Like a turtle.” -Elizabeth
Hypo-mom-dria (The Hypochondria of Mothers)
[ click the image to enlarge ] A study on a mother’s (especially a first-timer’s) reality versus perception. A mother’s hypochondria: hypo-mom-dria. Let’s take a look inside the heads of some moms (and sometimes dads) when confronted with childhood illnesses and injuries. Don’t misunderstand, mothers are rad and this is not a slight on them. […]
Child Safety: Shopping Cart Warning
Warning: Peril is everywhere. Safety first. Protect your ability to procreate even if you don't have plans to… ““ Follow Us on Facebook Liking our Facebook Page is the BEST way to stay connected to our madness. Instructional Diagrams You’ll probably be blown away.
Newborn Snuggling
Newborn snuggling is like … like nothing else. But… photographing it is like this.
Jedi Wisdom
Sometimes your baby uses the “Force” stronger than a diaper can handle. Being unprepared can lead to the dark side. Literally. Unless carrots have been on the menu. Then it’s sort of the orange side of the Force.
A Slow Motion Moment
Maybe moments don’t ever really happen in slow motion, but some are as slow as Neo’s bullet-limbo when replayed in the theater of the mind. So… The family was gathered around the dinner table to play Go Fish. Cody said, “Let’s do voices!” A family tradition where we all adopt an accent or character’s voice […]
