People are always looking online or reading books to gain greater wisdom, or even just a single solitary friggin’ clue. This seems especially true for parents, who often feel massively overdrawn on their clue accounts.

Fortunately, we can borrow from the past and learn from ancient masters of disciplined study and training, from the secret order of ninjas! Well, um, maybe not so secret anymore. If you’re reading this, I’m probably already dead. So… enjoy!

Bathing

Self-Defense

Going to the Bathroom

Putting on Socks

Tickling

Head Protection

One-Armed Unwrapping

Diaper Changing

Perfect your skills! Become a master! Parent like… a ninja.