How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

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Dads Take Over Babble Voices

Posted by on June 12th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

We don’t consider ourselves writers, necessarily. I think most professional editors would agree with us. We write most of our posts at 4am with some heinous spelling and grammar issues. Somehow we’ve duped Babble into letting us write for them in their Babble Voices section. We’re calling it “Night of the Living Dads” — an [...]

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ZOMBIE vs T-SHIRT

Posted by on October 27th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

THAT SHOULD BE ON A T-SHIRT!!!! Professor Andy Herald concurs that these shirts were scientifically engineered to be rad. He dressed up in a white lab coat (or pasted his head on a stock photo of one) to emphasize this scientiFACT. Well, we’ve said it plenty and finally decided to do something about it. In [...]

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Night of the Living Dad

Posted by on July 28th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

When the trial by fire starts with a newborn, and to some degree the last few months of your wife’s pregnancy, you begin accruing a sleep deficit that can’t be solved by any grandstanding politician standing on a soapbox made of bullsh*t. It’s a freefall into the land of the weary sleepwalkers who birthed us [...]

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Zombie vs. Baby

Posted by on April 19th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  [ click the image to enlarge ] A simple examination of the common attributes of babies and zombies so that a greater mastery of each may be achieved. Why, you ask? Uhhh… Okay, maybe it’s just more like one of those “why the heck not?” questions, but this is in no way intended to [...]

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