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My Little Pony Toy Store Extortion

Posted by on September 26th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

My son has said some real doozies to me in the heat of the moment. A couple of times, I’ve responded by asking him to clarify or revisit what he was saying, but this dad? NAILED IT. Check it out. Worth the watch through the end. Would you have caved? Tell us in the comments!

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We Belong to Them

Posted by on September 24th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Simply titled “Tonight You Belong to Me (Cover) – Me and my 4 y.o.” and with ukulele in hand, this is quite simply my favorite rendition of this song. It really doesn’t get any better than this… You gotta watch out for the fireworks. You never know when they’ll hit. Even in the middle of […]

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Tooth Fairy Transport?!

Posted by on September 16th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Some dads have talents that make them way cooler than the rest of us. For example, I can be really funny at inappropriate times which leads to another talent of getting my ass kicked. I’m pretty much an Olympian of being dumb like that. But for this dad, there is something he has, as both […]

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Kid Said Bowner!

Posted by on September 2nd, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

I’ve heard some doozies in my day, but this one takes the cake… This notable YouTuber put up a video with his son titled “3 year old BONER…Hilarious!!!” and I wonder how staged it was. Oh, kids. They do say some amazing things, but this one is on the verge though this video is basically […]

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The Reaction We All Want

Posted by on March 21st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Going back to work has been really strange for me. I wrote about that here for Buzzfeed last week. I come home around 7-9pm each night, which, I know, is normal for most of us. But for me, having been around SO much… it’s a whole different deal. I’m dog tired. I’m overwhelmed. Life has […]

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Running Hot and Cold

Posted by on February 5th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

So, there are always a few wrinkles in a marriage. For me, there are two that I deal with pretty consistently these days: 1. Hot and cold: I am usually overheated. My circulatory system must be made of volcanic magma or something because I can cook stuff on my skin. Avara does not like being […]

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Live Action Toy Story is AMAZING

Posted by on January 14th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Sometimes, you find things in the least of likely places… I was looking for a quote from Toy Story on Saturday night. I wanted a video clip of it so I could reply with a 2013 sensibility, you know, using video clips instead of actually talking or typing written words or. Maybe it’s a guy […]

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Best Baby Video on YouTube Right Now

Posted by on August 29th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

People often ask… What’s it like being a dad? What are the best parts of fatherhood? Do you have any redeeming qualities whatsoever? The answer to all of those questions is inevitably, “42.” But seriously, being a father can’t be summed up in a status update, a tweet or a blog post. Words can’t bear […]

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My Life with Women (VIDEO)

Posted by on May 17th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

There are certain viral videos that encapsulate aspects of my whole life. This one symbolizes every attempt I’ve ever made at relationships with the fairer sex… …. …. until my wife. I think I asked for a girl’s number once in my whole life. I wasn’t the popular guy but I doted on the girls […]

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The Toy Salesman (VIDEO)

Posted by on March 29th, 2012, under VIDEOTAPE

Try as parents might to get their kids on board for all kinds of stuff, our kids still rebel. Try these brussel sprouts, you’ll love them! Let’s go to the dentist! It’s fun! C’mon, change your own diaper! Hygiene is cool! But it’s not just the lame stuff we’re supposed to get them to do. […]

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