How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


Episode 1: Convos With My 2 Year Old Video

Posted by on May 31st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

  Anyone who’s anyone (or has a pulse) has seen this by now. Seventy-bazillion times each. So, after we finished clapping our hands to a swollen pulp and stopped punching ourselves in the face for not creating something like this video ourselves, we had to share it here. It’s so genius, it just has to […]

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Quadruplets Think Dad is Funny

Posted by on May 23rd, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

This video is just one of those things that is destined to roam the Internet landscape for some time. Much like Andy’s platonic sextape titled, “I really like hugging.” These babies are hilarious. So, here’s your pick-me-up for the day! First question, where the hell did they get that table? I’d like to think that […]

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Men Simulating Childbirth, Always a Bad Idea

Posted by on May 1st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

  WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN DISTURBING FOOLISHNESS AND GROWN MAN MOANING   Video footage of women in labor can be unsettling or disturbing to some, the same is true of footage of two cocky, Dutch guys trying to experience the miracle of childbirth by having electrodes strapped to their abs and simulating two hours […]

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Tricycles for Adults

Posted by on February 6th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT

I like dangerous stuff as much as anyone but this makes me anxious in the adventure bone. But these guys have taken it to the limit. THE LIMIT, I TELL YOU. Sure, real-life Mario Kart looks like fun, and is just what the doctor ordered if you’re trying to recapture your toddler youth, but I’m […]

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Baby Rides Roomba

Posted by on January 3rd, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

So, here’s a question: IS EVERYTHING CUTER WHEN YOU PUT A BABY ON IT? It’s a rhetorical question, we know, but seriously… Are things (usually) way cuter when you throw an infant or munchkin into the mix? Washing the dog? Just add baby. Doing your taxes? Just add baby. Redoing the roof shingles? Add a […]

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Eagle Rides for Toddlers!?!

Posted by on December 19th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Your pants and undies may be safe watching this, but you will crap in your soul for sure. (Reassuring spoiler: happy ending. Sorry about the spiritual poop mess part, though.) In the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, giant Eagles play majestic animals that swoop in to the rescue. Um… yeah… this is not […]

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Rhythm Is a Toddler

Posted by on December 18th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

You know what’s cool? This: Learning that a toddler can dance better than I could ever hope to pretend to even remotely dream of accidentally falling on myself in a way that looks like it’s almost a dance move. This is unreal. I present to you… THE COOLEST TODDLER EVER My wife wants to put […]

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Thanksgiving Theme Song

Posted by on November 21st, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Remember when Rebecca Black came out with “Friday” and it was largely considered the worst song to appear on YouTube? Well, I guess we didn’t learn the first time. The same brilliant minds have created a new video and this one is called, “It’s Thanksgiving.” Shocker: IT’S ABOUT THANKSGIVING. And watch the video all the […]

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The @pocalypse Has Arrived

Posted by on February 9th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

The apocalypse is here. Right now! While you’re reading this, this very second. It’s happening… #happeningrightnow Probably everyone reading this grew up with TV. And probably had a “whaaaaaaatever” response to the phrase “it’ll rot your brain.” I did. And my brain is not rotten. At least let’s pretend it isn’t for argument’s sake. Anyways… […]

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You are mother. We hear you roar.

Posted by on February 2nd, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

With a world driven by image and perfection and unattainable Photoshopped standards of beauty, it’s uncomfortable for us to imagine the magnitude of what a woman may feel she had to “sacrifice” by “ruining her body” in order to have a baby. The statement in this picture offers a different way to think about it […]

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