Episode 1: Convos With My 2 Year Old Video
Anyone who’s anyone (or has a pulse) has seen this by now. Seventy-bazillion times each. So, after we finished clapping our hands to a swollen pulp and stopped punching ourselves in the face for not creating something like this video ourselves, we had to share it here. It’s so genius, it just has to [...]
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Eagle Rides for Toddlers!?!
Your pants and undies may be safe watching this, but you will crap in your soul for sure. (Reassuring spoiler: happy ending. Sorry about the spiritual poop mess part, though.) In the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, giant Eagles play majestic animals that swoop in to the rescue. Um… yeah… this is not [...]
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Toddlers Run The World: Exhibit Q
The world will try to convince you that children are to be seen and not heard. People will strive to make small people feel smaller. Well, they obviously haven’t met “Will,” a young boy from Philadelphia. With enough attention and charisma, it’s quite possible Will or some other cute kid could take control of our [...]
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5 Alternate Uses for Toddlers!
Toddlers can take a huge toll on your patience, resources and time. The list of tough lessons and experiences is endless: possessiveness, tantrums, food pickiness, lack of vocabulary, etc. And, you might even get to a point of asking the rough questions, “What good is a toddler having around? What is the exact purpose of [...]
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Cheap Toddler Activities… #7
We did a series of videos on cheap ways to rock out with your kids. It’s tough to continually find new ways to trick, distract, entertain or otherwise delay your kids from going full-on ballistic, heat-seeking missile into trouble. As far as we know, that’s particular to boys. But maybe that’s because we each have [...]
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The Testicle Umbilical Cord
When babies first come out of the womb, they are physically attached to their mom. But could it be possible that perhaps, somehow, they are also attached to the father’s testes? Stay with me… if you can. For my next trick, I will light this car on fire & give you a heart attack doing [...]
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No Means Yes. And Maybe. And No.
When you are conducting hostage negotiations or talks on nuclear weapons facilities, it’s very important to read between the lines. The subtext of heated mediations and dialogue is almost always more important than the overtures made by tyrant dictators or religious extremists. Or toddlers. “Is he speaking in tongues?” CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE! This weekend [...]
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Little Toddler Terrorists
My son is finally reaching that age when, if he demands something it must be completed right that very instant. If he doesn’t get exactly what he wants, how he wants it — well, he might just burn the whole effing place to the ground. By that I mean, he won’t hesitate to take a [...]
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