How to Be a Dad

The Onion: Brain-Dead Teens

Posted by charlie on February 2nd, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized I saw some teenagers tonight while I was getting some butt cream for my toddler son. It reminded me what an idiot I could be and how obnoxious I must have been at that age. Not sure why I employed the past tense [...]