How to Be a Dad

An Inappropriate Guide to Proper Holiday Dining Etiquette (Video)

Posted by Andy on November 21st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

  Manners at the table can seem like a sport. Of course, parents are the stressed out coaches, yelling orders from the sidelines or anxiously mouthing silent instructions to their kids. The Holidays, however, are the flippin’ Hunger Games of proper… um…acceptable… ugh… passable dinning etiquette for your kids. This hilarious video brings back so […]

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Parent Safety: Thanksgiving InnuenDON’TS

Posted by Andy on November 20th, 2012, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

When you haven’t eaten in a while, you get hungry. When “a while” is actually the length of time things need to fossilize, you starve! You can start smelling delicious phantom whiffs, or hear something you could have sworn was bacon joyously sizzling a second ago. It’s the same with sex. Except for the sizzling […]

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My Wife Just Said… #86

Posted by Charlie on November 19th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“If I’m an asshole driver, but only to other asshole drivers, does this really make me an asshole driver?” -Avara   Good luck with your travels this week everyone! Including assholes! – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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The Calories Burned by Parenting

Posted by Andy on November 29th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

It’s the holidays. Yay! We’ve all been double-fisting massive quantities of amazing food into our faces. Waistbands are beginning to groan in protest of the holiday splurging. Maybe some of us have nursed our guilt hangovers with super-protein-food-green-substance drinks, or spritzes of vinaigrette instead of avalanches of blue cheese dressing, it doesn’t matter. You get […]

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