How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


My Wife Just Raged… #96

Posted by on January 31st, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Ugh! My hatred for my phone right now outweighs my hatred of the Taliban!” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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No Means Yes. And Maybe. And No.

Posted by on September 19th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

When you are conducting hostage negotiations or talks on nuclear weapons facilities, it’s very important to read between the lines. The subtext of heated mediations and dialogue is almost always more important than the overtures made by tyrant dictators or religious extremists. Or toddlers. “Is he speaking in tongues?” CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE! This weekend […]

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Little Toddler Terrorists

Posted by on August 22nd, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

My son is finally reaching that age when, if he demands something it must be completed right that very instant. If he doesn’t get exactly what he wants, how he wants it — well, he might just burn the whole effing place to the ground. By that I mean, he won’t hesitate to take a […]

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