Grown-uppers
I finally realized that I’m just a small child living in an adult body with the libido of a teenager. That’s all. Carry on. – Act LIKE a teenager here on our Facebook page ITS SO MUCH MORE FUN 2 B CHILDISH AND IMATURE!1!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
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The Textrix Has You, Neo
My son was huddled over the glow of his phone, chuckling madly. PARENTAL RED ALERT! Apparently an anonymous admirer was texting him. It was impossible for me not to be immediately suspicious and picture some really hairy 40-year-old dude in a pink tutu on other side of the text thread, trying to get at my [...]
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The Onion: Brain-Dead Teens
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized I saw some teenagers tonight while I was getting some butt cream for my toddler son. It reminded me what an idiot I could be and how obnoxious I must have been at that age. Not sure why I employed the past tense [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #40
“Green means go. Red means stop. But you won’t need to know that because I’ll never let you drive.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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