15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #6
If you have an item you think is rad, GO HERE and email us about it. Jedi Bathrobes Every parent uses The Force every once in a while to get their kids to eat something or go to sleep. Unfortunately, the Jedi Academy is closed for renovations… so we have to make do. Respect the [...]
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Darth Vader Santa Says…
Sometimes getting into the holiday spirit can be as tough squeezing into a pair of 10-year-old jeans. Though, by saying that, I’m not suggesting that a generous amount of Vaseline and a heavy-duty pair of pliers applied to your zipper area is going to help get you into “the most wonderful time of the year.” [...]
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Disney Announces Possible Star Wars Film Titles
Fanboys and girls all over the world sensed a disturbance in the force on Tuesday when shocking news spread that Lucasfilm had been bought by Disney Studios. Reactions varied, but the consensus was a relief that we would, once again, get our Star Wars addiction satisfied. Just look at their great work with Marvel! What’s [...]
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Wookiee the Chew
It had to be done, folks. And so it is. I posted the following image on our Facebook page last week and it caused quite a stir, so I set forth on a journey of finding the artist responsible… … his name is JAMES HANCE. Only after perusing his site did I discover that he [...]
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Jedi Baby
When I was a kid, I knew this wise old man who was very into mystical Eastern philosophy. I didn’t really have a clue what that even meant beyond the little education I’d received from TV shows and movies. Which should basically tell you I wasn’t just dumb as a rock on the subject, I [...]
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Single Dad Vader
Sometimes, an author/creative-type comes along and shows you that you suck. At everything. Ever. Jeffrey Brown is that man to me right now. Jeff (you know, since we’re friends now) made a little book titled “Darth Vader and Son” which follows Vader, as if he were the engaged father we all wanted him to be, [...]
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Lazy Jedi = Lazy Dad
This guy beats us even on our best mornings. Behold, the majesty of a regular dude with Jedi powers… As the video description says, “With great power eventually comes great laziness.” So true. I am incredibly talented and hugely successful, and all I want to do is sleep right now. I just keep imagining the [...]
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Fatherhood Friday’s #9: Thrice Times a Lady
If this were the Maury Povich show… MAURY Annnnnnnnnnnddddd we’re back. Today’s guests say they are totally normal internet links, but they have a special secret they’d like to share… … THEY’RE ACTUALLY SIBLINGS!!!! THE CROWD BOOOOOOOOO….. Alright, kidding aside, if you guys find CRAZYWTF internet stuff, you can always WRITE US HERE. Too lazy [...]
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Fatherhood Fridays #7
Since this post is a favorite among Amazonian tribal leaders and Yugoslavian rebels, we’re going to continue it just one more week. And yes, there is another Star Wars reference. It’s like we can’t stop. Somebody please stop us. No, wait. Don’t. Okay, yeah. Do. DO IT. You may as well follow us on THE [...]
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Fatherhood Fridays #6
What’s up Party Parents?! We’re back with another ridiculous Fatherhood Friday that no one will really read, but everyone will talk about… HAHAHAHAHA NOT! Did we find some weird stuff? Yep. Do we need more? Yep. Send it to us! I present to you, How To Be A Dad’s “Fatherhood Fridays” #6: Why does Disney [...]
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