Whorlloween Costume Epic Battles
Some people love ‘em. Some people hate ‘em. I’m talking about all the hyper sexy costumes at seasonal Halloween pop-up stores and costume shops. Remember when it was witches and fairies and princesses? One thing’s for sure, we’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto. So, I’ve decided to put together a showdown! Vote for the sexiest, [...]
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Scariest Erection Hose Ever!
Many technological advances have come from humble beginnings. Or, in this case, frightening and pornographic dirty minds. Meet THE X-HOSE. Am I tired of tugging and lugging my hose? You’re damn right, but you can’t just go and replace it, SIR. I don’t care that it expands to three times it’s length. So it’s a [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #6
“I think it’s sexy that you can guess a baby’s diaper size. Dad-Sexy.” -Avara
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