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My Wife Just Said… #182

Posted by on October 13th, 2014, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I guess I should be flattered my toddler thinks I can pull off one of these slutty superhero costumes.” -Avara   Loading I guess I should be flattered my toddler thinks I can pull off one of these slutty superhero costumes. View on Instagram Priorities change when you become a parent. And not only that, your […]

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Whorlloween Costume Epic Battles

Posted by on October 19th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

Some people love ‘em. Some people hate ‘em. I’m talking about all the hyper sexy costumes at seasonal Halloween pop-up stores and costume shops. Remember when it was witches and fairies and princesses? One thing’s for sure, we’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto. So, I’ve decided to put together a showdown! Vote for the sexiest, […]

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Scariest Erection Hose Ever!

Posted by on September 13th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Many technological advances have come from humble beginnings. Or, in this case, frightening and pornographic dirty minds. Meet THE X-HOSE. Am I tired of tugging and lugging my hose? You’re damn right, but you can’t just go and replace it, SIR. I don’t care that it expands to three times it’s length. So it’s a […]

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My Wife Just Said… #6

Posted by on April 7th, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I think it’s sexy that you can guess a baby’s diaper size. Dad-Sexy.” -Avara

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