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Horribly DESPERATE Ways to Nudge Your Lover (The Last of the 50)

Posted by on May 16th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: Use these desperate measures with extreme caution! They’ve got more likelihood of bad side-effects and total backfire than any of the previous suggestions and are used at your own risk. You’ve tried nearly everything to drop an entire bag of clues on your special someone that you need lovies. NEARLY everything. This is […]

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Gone Fishing!

Posted by on May 4th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

Hey Everyone, I was going to write a post, but then I decided to have sex with my wife and go to sleep. You understand, right? Have a great weekend. Love, Charlie

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50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 4 of 5)

Posted by on April 26th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: I’m back at it again. People still want to have sex and that’s not my fault. Kids wake up or the daily grind gets in the way. Don’t be mad at me because I’m offering sex advice or because I’m dumb. I had a school desk dropped on my head when I was […]

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WOMEN’S EDITION! 50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 3 of 5)

Posted by on April 5th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: Don’t be mad at me. I was told by very persistent sex-deprived women to post this for them! Women also need to drop a clue to their men that they’re in the mood for love. The washing machine set to a feverish spin cycle can only see a girl so far, and can […]

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50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 2 of 5)

Posted by on March 19th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: The suggestions in this series are not recommended for couples with any special medical conditions or for anyone without a sense of humor. Please also note that if you try any of these, in addition to encouraging sex, it may also result in the end of your relationship, marriage or life. Here we […]

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When your kid discovers you… uhhh

Posted by on March 16th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

When you’re making love it’s like you’re soaring through the sky on the wings of passion. But when your little one opens the door on your passionate flight, in about .00372 seconds, it’s like all the air has been sucked out of the room and you’ve made an emergency nosedive into a solid glacier. If […]

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50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 1 of 5)

Posted by on March 5th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: Some of this is naughty and crude — but along with being romantic and amazing, sex can be naughty and crude. If you doubt that, have your lover hold a mirror up so you can see your own face the next time you have an orgasm. So, please don’t get all faint-of-heart or […]

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Working It Out

Posted by on November 7th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

Ed. Note: The mustache in the photo above is brought to you by Movember™ No doubt about it. I was a fast one in High School. I guess you could have considered me in the category of Sprinter although I wasn’t really athletic. I just had that fast twitch muscle in me. Blame it on […]

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Why Won’t My Wife Have Sex with Me?

Posted by on June 6th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

In the beginning, there was sex. And it was good. And there was more sex. And it too was good… Stop picturing us having sex. That’s not very nice. My wife and I began our relationship as any two relatively awesome people do… We were friends for a while, long distance. Then we met and […]

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My Wife Just Said… #8

Posted by on April 20th, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Is it wrong that I like making gummy bears have sex?”-Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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