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My Wife Just Said… #103

Posted by on March 25th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Um… Do you ever want to have sex with me again?” -Elizabeth   (Said in response to sooooo many things.)   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Bringing out the what in him? Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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Bring on the Pie

Posted by on March 22nd, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Dick Bushman, Parent Sex Expert, is back to solve your married-with-or-without-children woes. Many of you tried my Evite for sex trick (you’re welcome), but some of you stepped up to the plate, swung, and struck out. Dear Mr. Bushman, I sent my wife an Evite Tuesday morning, and not only did she RSVP, but she indicated that […]

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Getting an Evite for Sex

Posted by on January 11th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

The start of my, shall we say, intimate relationship with my spouse was about as far from spontaneous as possible. When you’re in a long distance relationship and seeing your significant other requires plane tickets, you tend to plan. With a sense of humor and a holiday calendar, we scheduled our first time together for […]

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My Wife Just Called… #79

Posted by on October 2nd, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Maybe later tonight I can give you a [ehem]J. Mmm-hmm. … Okay, bye, gotta go to the bathroom now!” [hangs up] -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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My Wife Just Said… #69

Posted by on July 24th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Yeah? Not if you ever want to see THIS again. Or touch these!” -Elizabeth   Before anyone gets all upitty on the topic of sextortion, bear in mind that this was a humorous statement that had the two of us in stitches, and also that it’s also a very effective form of motivation.   – […]

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Horribly DESPERATE Ways to Nudge Your Lover (The Last of the 50)

Posted by on May 16th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: Use these desperate measures with extreme caution! They’ve got more likelihood of bad side-effects and total backfire than any of the previous suggestions and are used at your own risk. You’ve tried nearly everything to drop an entire bag of clues on your special someone that you need lovies. NEARLY everything. This is […]

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50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 4 of 5)

Posted by on April 26th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: I’m back at it again. People still want to have sex and that’s not my fault. Kids wake up or the daily grind gets in the way. Don’t be mad at me because I’m offering sex advice or because I’m dumb. I had a school desk dropped on my head when I was […]

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WOMEN’S EDITION! 50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 3 of 5)

Posted by on April 5th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: Don’t be mad at me. I was told by very persistent sex-deprived women to post this for them! Women also need to drop a clue to their men that they’re in the mood for love. The washing machine set to a feverish spin cycle can only see a girl so far, and can […]

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50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 2 of 5)

Posted by on March 19th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

  WARNING: The suggestions in this series are not recommended for couples with any special medical conditions or for anyone without a sense of humor. Please also note that if you try any of these, in addition to encouraging sex, it may also result in the end of your relationship, marriage or life. Here we […]

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When your kid discovers you… uhhh

Posted by on March 16th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

When you’re making love it’s like you’re soaring through the sky on the wings of passion. But when your little one opens the door on your passionate flight, in about .00372 seconds, it’s like all the air has been sucked out of the room and you’ve made an emergency nosedive into a solid glacier. If […]

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