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The “Hm” Scale of Women

Posted by on May 8th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Women probably have an “Uh” scale like The “Uh” Scale of Men I showed you last week, but repetition can be pretty boring. So I’ve chosen this Hm scale to demonstrate how the length and tone of a spoken word/sound can change its meaning. Especially for women. Why especially for women? The varied meanings of […]

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The “Uh” Scale of Men

Posted by on May 2nd, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Even if we never really think about it, we all know words can mean different things by the way they’re said. Don’t believe me? Okayyyyyyy. See? Not only did I acknowledge your response, I also said, “How many times were you dropped on your head as a child, you moron.” I’m not sure why nobody […]

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The “No” Scale

Posted by on September 20th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

[ click here to enlarge the image ] In our previous post, Charlie discussed the versatility of the word “no” from his econo-pack of awesome, Finn, and outlined the effect the word can have on a parent’s understanding and on their sanity. No matter who it’s from or why it’s said, the word “no” is […]

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Universal Birth Reaction Assessment Tool

Posted by on May 24th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  [ click the image to enlarge ] Fact. Moms have a monopoly on pain when it comes to child birth. There is a medical chart called the Universal Pain Assessment Tool that doctors and nurses use to gauge it. Sure, it’s stupid and useless. But what about dads? Dads deserve something stupid and useless, […]

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