How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

Relationships

A Decade

Posted by on April 4th, 2014, under NOTEBOOK

Ten years ago, I eloped with a girl who honestly should’ve known better. Through all of my hardships and successes, my insanity and creativity — she stuck with me. Thank you for your unequaled support and love, Avara. I’m better for having known you. Love, Dingle AKA Doodle AKA Shmoop AKA Skiddy AKA Doo AKA […]

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5 Reasons Your Wife Hates You

Posted by on February 7th, 2014, under NOTEBOOK

Marriages can be tough. Heck, working together with human beings in any capacity can be rough business, but in this case you’re jumping into the foxhole with someone who splits electricity bills with you and sees your junk constantly. Or less constantly, depending on your foxhole schedules. I’ve been with my partner in crime for […]

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My Wife Just Said… #128

Posted by on September 30th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Is cuddling really cuddling if you demand it from your sleeping husband during the middle of the night?” -Avara   Is there a criminal charge for aggravated cuddling? – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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My Life with Women (VIDEO)

Posted by on May 17th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

There are certain viral videos that encapsulate aspects of my whole life. This one symbolizes every attempt I’ve ever made at relationships with the fairer sex… …. …. until my wife. I think I asked for a girl’s number once in my whole life. I wasn’t the popular guy but I doted on the girls […]

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Our Wives Just Said… #33

Posted by on November 2nd, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

[Talking to Andy about Charlie] “So, how’s your husband doing?” -Elizabeth [Talking to Charlie about Andy] “So, what’d you and your boyfriend talk about?” -Avara  

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The Worst Conversation

Posted by on August 1st, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

This post originally appeared as a guest post on PlaygroundDad.com… Okay. Well, maybe not THE WORST. But definitely one of the worst. It’s one that ranks up there with “does this outfit make me look fat?” and “do your parents know you’re a serial killer?” or “How much do you love me?” Your answers are […]

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