Gas Rant
This is actually a thing for me. I’ve had nightmares. I am not joking. If my wife even mentions the word “gas” my hand will break the sound barrier being held up in a quivering halt gesture, whereupon I will inform her that she is not allowed to continue speaking unless the conversation is about [...]
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The DON’Ts of Waiting on Tables of Families
There is an art to waiting tables. It is a dying art. It’s certainly a really a hard job, but there are tricks to it. To make it not be so awful. Everyone knows it must be a gruesome task to wait on tables that contain kids, but I’m a parent, so I’m not writing [...]
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My Wife Just Swore… #67
“Okay, ‘chilling out’ has happened for long enough. Now everyone can just f##k off.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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Ugliness
I can’t believe I’m going to say this out loud… There are too many ugly parents in the world. Yes, this is judgmental. Yes, it’s a horrible thing to say and I don’t mean to single anyone out, but I’m tired of pretending they don’t exist. Maybe my time in Los Angeles has frayed my [...]
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7 Rules for Parent Etiquette
Round two of hell week for me and I’m really underwhelmed by the amount of hate mail arriving in my email thing. I did an article on non-parent etiquette some months ago and I felt like I never evened up the score about the faults parents have too. So, here you go. Let’s go ahead [...]
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Social “ME”-dia: Show & Hell Game
I know we just did an INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAM on this, but I think I’ve figured out the purpose for “social” networking websites and I wanted to get your opinion on it. Hour after hour, we busily, mindlessly update our “statuses” and check into “locations” and tweet our twitters like some sort of video game that [...]
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7 Rules for Non-Parent Etiquette
I’ve had a hellish week these the last seven days, so figured I’d post something that might get me some hate mail. Truth be told, I saw another dad blogger getting a lot of heat for a post he wrote and became very jealous of him getting all the negative attention. EDITOR’S NOTE:Charlie is obviously [...]
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