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My Wife Just Said… #140

Posted by on December 23rd, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“At least your coworkers aren’t yelling at you and chewing off your nipples.” -Avara   I went back to work briefly before our holiday break only two days after Avara had the baby. It was really hard to leave just for those few hours and I texted her to check in. She asked how I was […]

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My Wife Just Said… #138

Posted by on December 9th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“There’s a brand new baby here at the doctor’s office and I started crying looking at him. Can you say SO PREGNANT?” -Avara   Again, what’s my excuse? I’m falling into the same trap I did last time of not sleeping enough before our baby came. Working too hard. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    […]

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Daddy Vader Says… Defend Yourself

Posted by on November 29th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

Even if parents can’t wield the Force to deliver wedgies or noogies or zerbers from across a long dining table, kids need to be taught that they should be on their guard at all times. The way you teach them this is by delivering sneak-attack tickles, wedgies, noogies or zerbers. They’ll pick it up right […]

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My Pregnant Wife Just Said… #136

Posted by on November 25th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“It feels like I’m carrying a bowling ball in my vagina.” -Avara   I can barely carry ping pong balls in my scrotum. That sounds like a real treat. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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My Wife Just Said… #134

Posted by on November 11th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Deciding what to wear while you’re pregnant is like dressing up Jabba the Hutt. There are only so many outfits the guy can wear.” -Avara   I’ve gained 35 pounds but I don’t have a baby on board. What’s my excuse? My mouth looks like a sarlacc pit. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow […]

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My Kid Just Said… #32

Posted by on November 7th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Hey Dada! You want me to dwaw you a pictuwe of poop??” CUE HIS CRAZY LAUGHTER FOR 15 MINUTES. My son is a Poop Picasso. – Previous My Kid Just Said Kids are smarter than adults. Period. My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! 

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My Wife Just Said… #132

Posted by on October 28th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“You know you’re 32 weeks pregnant when you need to sit in your car for 10 minutes building up the strength to enter the mall.” -Avara   So, what’s my excuse? I’m not pregnant. Maybe I just hate shopping. Yep, that’ll do. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best […]

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Daddy Vader Says… Displeased

Posted by on October 25th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

What a kid and Imperial staff aboard the Death Star have in common is lots. Sometimes it seems ridiculously generous to use the “progress” for the chore or activity being performed. If something is worth asking to be done over and over and over again, it’s worth doing right. Right? The first time. Not after […]

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My Wife Just Said… #130

Posted by on October 14th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“At least I got the fridge restocked and organized today. #pregnantladypriorities” -Avara   At least?! That’s the best thing ever!!! If I managed one thing every day and felt good about my life, it would be making sure I had a fridge that somehow approximated this majesty. In fact, I think I should take over. I’ll […]

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Daddy Vader Says… Open Wide

Posted by on September 20th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

Whatever mode of transportation you use to shuttle food into the cargo bay in your baby’s face station, we all have to admit that Yoda looked pretty good for a 900-year-old! Right??? And now that we all agree on that, let’s also all agree and admit that making a good tie fighter screech-roar is really […]

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