My Wife Just Said.. #90
“When I go to movies by myself I start eating the candy BEFORE the movie starts. Cause I like to rebel when no one notices.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #88
“Trying to explain to my son that Wham’s “Last Christmas” is technically Christmas music. He’s not buying it.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #86
“If I’m an asshole driver, but only to other asshole drivers, does this really make me an asshole driver?” -Avara Good luck with your travels this week everyone! Including assholes! – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Kid Just Said… #12
I got Finnegan’s name in the handwriting of my favorite author, Mark Twain. Click the photo to see it larger. “Dada was dat?” -Finnegan “That’s your name, Finn.” -Me “Why?” -Finnegan “Because I love you.” -Me This is one of those interesting topics. I didn’t get a tattoo until my son was born. I [...]
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The Opposite of Politics
Last night, as the commotion was coming to an end, and my son was verging on total insanity from staying up too late, his 3-year-old mind decided to articulate a point I think bears repeating… Good luck stopping Finn from having fun. Imagine living life like that? So, let’s take this message and carry it [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #84
“Guess who thought she was still a teenager, rode a roller coaster after eating funnel cake, and is now trying hard to keep it down?” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #82
“Putting Finn to sleep and his light turns on. BY ITSELF. Trying to be brave in front of my son! #halloweensstartingearly” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #80
“I turn 40 soon. Is it too early to start my midlife crises? Because I think it’s already happening.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #78
“So, that means when you were playing with Ninja Turtles, I was losing my virginity!” -Avara This is something that has come up a few times in our relationship, but since it was discussed in the Chicago Tribune, it probably bears repeating. Couple of kids and an old guy. – Previous “My Wife Just [...]
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My Kid Just Said… #9
“We have to moof to Mars becaws Staturn is too beeg.” -Finnegan (2012, 2 11/12ths years old) PS: Who the hell taught him astronomy? I’m just landing on the edge of that beautiful landscape of my son saying amazing, imaginative things. I’m Ponce DeLeón and I’m discovering the fountain of youth. It’s so awesome. And [...]
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