My Wife Just Said… #110
“You know you’re a mom when you find food in the creases of your skin.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Kid Just Said… #21
“Mama, I’m your son. Son is a different word for love.” -Finn (April 2013, 3.5 years old) Sometimes, the simplicity of youth can trump even the greatest mind of those elders who’ve seen it all. Kids can and do say things that shine like stars. If you’re not paying attention, these truths will slip past [...]
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My Kid Just Said… #20
“Boys have a penis, girls have a diamond.” -Finn (2013, 3.5 years old) Finn just nailed it. You’re welcome, humanity. – Previous My Kid Just Said Stanky body odor is the pits! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #100
“I’m wearing a thong. That’s how you know it’s time to do laundry.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #98
“Can you imagine the kind of sex we could have if I were Elastigirl from The Incredibles?” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #97
“There are certain things that I’ll just never be a natural at. Unless it’s the end of the world… like making toothpaste or something.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Kid Just Said… (to my wife)… #17
FINN (Watching Busytown Mysteries): “Mama, do you know dat hippo’s name is? “ AVARA: “No, Finn. I don’t.” FINN: “Her’s a girl hippo. (seconds later) Like you.” I can already tell that my job as a dad will include teaching my son about timing and tact. The do’s and don’ts of male-to-female interaction have filled [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #94
“If I were a guy I’d masturbate every time I stepped on a scale. It’s like water weight.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #92
“You know it was a good Christmas when you discover your underwear have been on inside out all day long. Cheers.” -Avara Stay safe tonight, everyone! Keep your underwear inside-out. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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