Take a Stroll with Me (A Wedding Poem)
I know it’s not Shakespeare or Poe. Worse than that, I know it’s basically crappy High School poetry that should have stars and hearts penciled in around its margins, and I’ve resisted an itching temptation to edit it or improve it before sharing it, but I can’t. It’s my poetry, for my wife, and that [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #101
“Ugh. Why do you have to be attracted to the parts of my body that I’m self-conscious about? Why not… my shoulder. I like my shoulders. They’re good.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Charlie’s wife uses a kind of underwear as a signal for laundry-time.
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Unicorn Poop or How I Fell in Love with the Daughter I Never Had
I’m not much of a “Guy” or “Man” in the senses used in the advice given in the movie Say Anything: “Don’t be a guy, be a man.” Whichever stereotype coloring book you’re using, most of my colors wind up outside the lines. But I do have a penis and three boys to prove it, [...]
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Uter-Zone: Weight-loss for Women (VIDEO)
In the busy world we live in, it’s hard to maintain an ideal body weight, so we boldly created a new weight-loss program just for YOU. Well, not all of you. We present to you, UTER-ZONE! Enjoy! Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE This program cleverly doesn’t fall under the category of crash diet [...]
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How Not to React to the Big News (VIDEO)
Listen, men. We need to have a talk. Most of you are good, caring gents that love your spouses. I feel like the plural for the word spouse should be spice. Can we change it? Anyway, we made this video so you can avoid being dumb. The whole dumb thing is overrated and stereotypical. And [...]
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You are mother. We hear you roar.
With a world driven by image and perfection and unattainable Photoshopped standards of beauty, it’s uncomfortable for us to imagine the magnitude of what a woman may feel she had to “sacrifice” by “ruining her body” in order to have a baby. The statement in this picture offers a different way to think about it [...]
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Santa Claus vs Pregnant Woman
[ click the image to enlarge ] In our Versus series, normally we’re all about pointing out the striking similarities between a baby and unusual figures like a zombie, Godzilla, a redneck, etc. But today we’re taking a look earlier, before a baby is even born. A pregnant woman. And Santa Claus. We know [...]
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0 to Baby in Sixty Seconds
(News from Don Rob.) I’ve heard some moms-to-be say they wish their pregnancy would “last forever,” they love it so much. Which is a touching, yet alarming statement, especially if you happen to the be the father. Eh-hem. Some women are in the NSM camp. Not so much. They’d pay in limbs to fast-forward through [...]
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Why Won’t My Wife Have Sex with Me?
In the beginning, there was sex. And it was good. And there was more sex. And it too was good… Stop picturing us having sex. That’s not very nice. My wife and I began our relationship as any two relatively awesome people do… We were friends for a while, long distance. Then we met and [...]
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Should We Have Another Baby?
My head has been a mental maraca with these kinds of thoughts lately. The question of whether or not my wife and I should embark on having a second child has been lingering. I know it’s not just my decision, but I want to be certain with my own stance on it. Shortly after this [...]
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