Tag: Pregnancy

Super “Helpful” Tips for Your Wife’s First Sonogram

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 Congratulations! You’re having a baby! Actually, to be technical about it, your wife is having a baby. Other than going to prenatal classes, late-night emergency food craving grocery runs, and letting her crush your hand into a box of broken crayons during labor, comparatively, you’re just along for the ride. That doesn’t mean you can’t […]



Gender Reveal Party Don’ts & Maybe Do’s

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If we’ve learned anything about gender reveal parties over the past few years it’s that some people have remained remarkably stupid despite several thousands of years of human progress. Unfortunately, these shindigs have become a freakish combo of Likes-culture combined with daredevil oneupmanship. It’s all well and good to be excited about the different milestones […]



Just You Try Not to Smile at this Pregnancy Reveal

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There are some moments people share online that are just so rad and uplifting, you can’t help but explode with joy (on a good day) or at least crack a smile with a pleased nod (when you’re having a terrible day). This is one of those moments. The first (hopefully) and most important (definitely) pregnancy […]



History’s Freakiest Baby Products

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Sometimes we parents will come across ads or informercials for baby and kid-related products that seem silly or kinda useless. If we look back in time, though, when “men were men and women were women,” and both apparently didn’t seem overly concerned with infant or child safety, we can behold some very weird or outstandingly […]



9 Things New Parents Aren’t Quite Prepared For

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All first-time parents try to study “what to expect” and prepare for the arrival of their first-ever munchkin. But even the most forward-thinking parents are bound to have some unexpected experiences, and even some unanticipated reactions to things they totally knew were coming. They’ve readied themselves and the home for the big day as best […]



Deaf Man Finds Out Wife Is Pregnant

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Okay, so first off, the title of this post is kind of ridiculous. Why would a man and his ability to hear have any bearing with how he reacts to learning he’s going to be a father? But this is different. Deaf husband finds out wife is pregnantDisturb RealityOriginal: https://youtu.be/lMqjpnre0U8 Posted by Disturb Reality on […]



Baby Shower Cake GROSS-O-METER CHALLENGE!

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I present to you a challenge here. Here’s the deal. People throw baby showers, often with “special” cakes for the occasion. And for whateeeeeever reason””silliness gone wildly wrong or some purely insane cruelty””people have cakes made that… could act as terminal birth control for any non-pregnant attendee, and could definitely put the pregnant guest of […]



The Best Surprise Baby Announcement Reaction!

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Hidden camera videos aren’t usually my jam. They’re just… kinda creepy. But when the outcome is unexpected and awesome, it’s all worth it. This guy set up a camera to watch what would happen when he and his wife told their in-laws they were going to be grandparents. The result is one of the manliest […]



Funny Creepy Ultrasound Pictures

Funny Ultrasounds Only a Parent Could Love

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When expectant parents get a regular ol’ (non-3D) ultrasound, they can’t wait to see their little mini-me, but they don’t always expect to see an antique, black-and-white silent film of Skeletor as a baby, snuggling in a backpack. No one seriously says, “Awwwww, he’s got your spine, honey.” Or “Wow just LOOK at that pelvis!” […]



The Sweet Gasping Breaths of Life (3 Amazing Videos)

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I like to think I study parenting. Not with books or articles or words and such””the back-and-forth flicking of the eyeballs thingy interferes too much with my naturally vacant stare. No, I study parenting through experience and observation, and  from hearing war stories of wrangling the little mini humans into full-sized ones. I’m interested in […]