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My Kid Just Said… #24

Posted by on May 13th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Thomas da Twain has a penis!” -Lucas (2013, 3.5 years old)  Mommies have a not-penis (aka bajina). Daddies have a penis (aka a not-jina). And twains ::ehem:: trains apparently do, too? Listening to a young child explain who’s got what or who doesn’t is pretty much the best reality TV show that will never and […]

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My Kid Just Said… #16

Posted by on January 8th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“If I twist my penis, I can fwy up in da sky.” -Lucas (3 years old)  Get to da choppah? My first response to this statement was… a lot of silence, followed by a lot of hrghnck (the strangled sound of poorly-restrained uncontrollable laughter). I was reminded of bits in cartoons where characters used their […]

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My Wife Just Said… #47

Posted by on February 23rd, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Oh please already! Put your penis AWAY!” [to 2yo Lucas, not to her husband, Andy] -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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