How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


Diners, Dives & Dribble

Posted by on July 22nd, 2015, under NOTEBOOK

Recently, a story hit the news cycle and stirred up a ton of debate online about a certain diner in downtown Portland, and its cheerfully enraged owner, Darla Neugebauer. The debate, at its core, centers around etiquette and proper table manners, which is obviously the most important issue, both foreign or domestic, that could be […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Famed Humorist Found with Banana in Compromising Position

Posted by on February 19th, 2014, under NOTEBOOK

:: For immediate and premature release. :: Famed Humorist Found with Banana in Compromising Position Noted author, designer, illustrator and humorist, Andy Herald, was found this morning in a compromising position with a tropical fruit. Herald, a native Los Angeleno and pious wearer of iPod/iPhone earbuds, is well-known for his “instructional diagrams” and use of […]

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Bathroom Reading

Posted by on November 15th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Remember that time we published a book and went crazy spamming you about how awesome it was? Wasn’t that a blast? Well, Reader’s Digest thought it was pretty cool so they decided to do a little piece about our book! Go pick up this month’s issue on stands (December), they show a couple of positions. […]

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The Year My Father Stayed Home with Me

Posted by on October 2nd, 2013, under VIDEOTAPE

This video was lost for about 15 years. I knew it existed but no matter how hard I searched, it seemed like I was imagining things. My father and I appeared on a local news program when I was a very young boy. Dad decided to leave behind his role as a radio DJ on […]

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5 Reasons Having Bigger Balls Makes You a Better Dad

Posted by on September 25th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Recently a Time magazine article reported on a scientific study that men with smaller mansicles make better fathers. “Testicular volume is likely to be a more stable measure than testosterone…” — okay? Well, I felt discriminated against and I’d like to set the record straight on this pseudo-scientific buffoonery. Here are my five reasons having […]

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How To Be A Dad… Again

Posted by on July 25th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

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Posted by on July 20th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

PRESS RELEASE: Acclaimed Dadbloggers’ New Parenting Craze Sweeps Nation Revolutionary new parenting style wins over hearts and minds of suffering populace Charlie Capen and Andy Herald, authors of (well-known as the best dadblog and entertainment site for parents), released word this week of a forthcoming self-help book to accompany their research on a new […]

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One Hand Clapping: How To Be A Dad

Posted by on May 13th, 2011, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY, VIDEOTAPE

We decided to toot our own horn for minute. I mean what else is a horn for, right? Wait. That sounds gross. So let’s toot your horn for being so rad that you actually visit our little blog, follow us on Twitter and join us on Facebook. Your comments and the way you share our […]

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