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My Wife Just Said… #149

Posted by on February 24th, 2014, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Your snoring last night kept me up for hours. You sounded like a hyena choking on its own snot. Yes you were! I recorded it…” [ Presses play on her phone ] -Elizabeth   I watched her nighttime video intently, more importantly I listened to it. Um. So yeah. We’re lucky a neighbor didn’t call […]

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My Wife Just Said… #145

Posted by on January 27th, 2014, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I always find it odd when I look over at a fully-equipped stroller only to find there’s a dog in it.” -Elizabeth   My wife majored in marine biology and used to work at a place that did a bunch of animal rescue and placement, so I’d put her somewhere between animal lover and animal […]

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My Wife Just Said… #143

Posted by on January 14th, 2014, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I do not have too much stuff in my purse. I just need a bigger purse.” -Elizabeth   I tilted my head at that one. Then I scratched it. Then I shook it in amazement. She had a good point. I guess. Since becoming a mom, her purses and bags have gotten bigger and bigger […]

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My Wife Just Said… #141

Posted by on January 2nd, 2014, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“My hands are fah-reeeeezing! Oh wow. Your balls are so warm!!! Don’t jump away! Oh please let me warm my hands on your balls?” -Elizabeth   Um. Okay so yeah… WOW! That’ll take you from tired to light-speed wakefulness like nothing else! Even if you’re in a coma. Or dead. Notes to self: 1) never […]

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My Wife Just Said… #139

Posted by on December 19th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“What am I making for dinner tonight? Reservations.” -Elizabeth   When a single day feels like a week, it’s like you’ve practically earned the right to not cook six times over, right? In these cases, it’s really just best for everyone’s health if the chef’s special for dinner is takeout or reservations at a restaurant. […]

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My Wife Just Said… #137

Posted by on December 3rd, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“You’re going to let me buy that cheesy, light-up lawn decoration because you love me. And because the lad loves it.” -Elizabeth   Double whammy. Love can be a very powerful bargaining chip. But the crappiness of some holiday decorations can overwhelm even the most passionate hearts. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” What bowling […]

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My Wife Just Said… #135

Posted by on November 19th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“You’re asking if I’m doing okay? Well… no one’s dead yet.” -Elizabeth   Sometimes the state of things needs to be looked at from a really wide perspective. Things can seem so extreme that “good” and “bad” can take on the comparable of “dead” or “not dead.” – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Star Wars […]

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My Wife Just Texted… #133

Posted by on November 4th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

I have a special place in my heart for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. And my wife has one for talking cutesy. So it works, ya know? Sometimes love makes you sound like Gollum. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Pregnancy requires strength. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to […]

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My Wife Just Said… #131

Posted by on October 21st, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“We need to develop a hand signal that says: it’s not you, I’m just on my period.” -Elizabeth   Yes please! We can take hand jive classes if necessary! Oh and I feel your pain! In a “I totally don’t actually feel your pain because I’m a guy and don’t menstruate” kind of way. Though, […]

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Parenterms: “Awkwurchase”

Posted by on October 8th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

Some people experience buyers remorse as they are buying something. Sucked into the inescapable gravitational pull of the purchasing process, maybe they feel they’ll look like a moron or worse, a poor person, abandoning items in front of store clerks and their fellow shoppers. Always watching. Always judging. “Ooooooo you grabbed a pack of size […]

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