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My Wife Just Texted… #133

Posted by on November 4th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

I have a special place in my heart for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. And my wife has one for talking cutesy. So it works, ya know? Sometimes love makes you sound like Gollum. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Pregnancy requires strength. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to […]

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My Wife Just Said… #131

Posted by on October 21st, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“We need to develop a hand signal that says: it’s not you, I’m just on my period.” -Elizabeth   Yes please! We can take hand jive classes if necessary! Oh and I feel your pain! In a “I totally don’t actually feel your pain because I’m a guy and don’t menstruate” kind of way. Though, […]

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Parenterms: “Awkwurchase”

Posted by on October 8th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

Some people experience buyers remorse as they are buying something. Sucked into the inescapable gravitational pull of the purchasing process, maybe they feel they’ll look like a moron or worse, a poor person, abandoning items in front of store clerks and their fellow shoppers. Always watching. Always judging. “Ooooooo you grabbed a pack of size […]

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My Wife Just Said… #129

Posted by on October 7th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

[Said to my parents] “It’s both of your faults. Him.” [Referring to me] -Elizabeth   We all exploded with laughter at the way she’d put it. Later that night, I stared at our 4yo son running around in circles as he stuck his tongue out and screamed gibberish. I turned to Lizzie, hugged her and […]

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My Wife Just Texted… #127

Posted by on September 24th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

It’s always nice to get a heads-up when there are hazards ahead. Might want to swing by the flower shop. Or the liquor store. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Video game conferencing > Video conferencing. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us. 

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My Wife Just Said… #125

Posted by on September 9th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

[Answers cell phone] “You’re giving me away! Ha ha! I’m playing Hide and Seek with the little one! Your ring is giving me away! He’s coming…” [click] -Elizabeth   Totally didn’t mind that hang up. My bad! In other related news, a Japanese professor is actually campaigning for Hide and Seek to be added to […]

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My Wife Just Texted… #123

Posted by on August 27th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

Sometimes my wife makes me feel like the prettiest lil’ husband. I oughta put on something special for her tonight. Gender roles can be as fun as panties can be comfy. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Toddlers are a little nutty about eating. Sometimes bribing is necessary. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best […]

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My Wife Just Said… #121

Posted by on August 11th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Okay, so apparently I can’t say my own son’s name correctly today.” -Umm… uhh… Elizabeth   Side effects of becoming a parent can include periodically being unable to properly pronounce or remember the names of your own children, spouse, famous celebrities, the President, and in extreme cases, your own name. – Previous “My Wife Just […]

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My Wife Just Farted… #120

Posted by on August 7th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

[Farts] “Whoops! Well. My mom always said, ‘Better out than in.’” -Elizabeth Sage advice. No one wants to fartsplode. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” A pregnant woman should never be denied the right to complain. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us. 

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My Wife Just Said… #117

Posted by on July 15th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“No way, no more! I think you’ve watched more Winnie the Pooh than Winnie the Pooh. Give me my phone back, please.” -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Worry. It’s not just an emotion, it’s a way of life. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us. 

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