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Kidcentricities (5 Quirkrazy Comics)

Posted by on May 6th, 2016, under SNAPSHOTS

The way to truly understand your kids is to realize that they are insane. Things just become so much clearer once you let that soak in deep, like a full sippy cup emptied into a box of tampons to see if they would swell into dinosaurs, or just because. Parenting makes so much more sense […]

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Kids’ Reactions to Museums

Posted by on April 28th, 2016, under SNAPSHOTS

It’s not that kids don’t appreciate art and museums, it’s that they do it in a much… “different” way than most grown ups. Let’s look at a collection of kids’ various reactions…   Sometimes it’s funny.   Sometimes it’s delicious.   Sometimes it’s inspirational.   Sometimes it’s scary. video source   Sometimes it’s ironic.   […]

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5 Frustrating Kid’s Bed Allergies

Posted by on April 22nd, 2016, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

This post is sponsored by Tempur Sealy, but all the crazy talk here is mine, to spread the word about Cocoon by Sealy’s unique frustration-reducing mattress solution.   Sure, these may not be “real” allergies, classified by “real” doctors. But, MAN, kids sure do make it seem like they are. Kids actually are great with […]

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The More You Know, Y’know (3 Comics)

Posted by on April 8th, 2016, under SNAPSHOTS

Like some avid collector of deadly insects, a parent will wind up cataloging thousands of the little red flags they discover in the adventures of parenthood. All the things to watch out for with their kids, as well as all the dangers that come FROM them. So, here. Enjoy some bitter, knowing laughter from these […]

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If Kids Had Legal Documents (5 Joke Templates)

Posted by on April 6th, 2016, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, SNAPSHOTS

The days of hocking a loogie into a palm to “shake on it” are long gone. In our complex world, kids need to lawyer-up big time. To put it very mildly, kids are little word-breaking, lying sacks of… youth. I’ve created these document templates for children (and childish adults) so they can conduct their childhood […]

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The Hilariously Crazy “Reasons” for Kids’ Tempest Tantrums (37 Pictures)

Posted by on March 23rd, 2016, under SNAPSHOTS

Kids will cry at the drop of a hat. As in, LITERALLY. Actually losing their sh*t because a piece of head fashion landed upon the Earth. And we’re not talking about moderate showers here, but sudden, full-scale thundering torrential downpours. Greg Pembroke created Reasons My Son Is Crying, a bitterly hilarious collection of the strange […]

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21 Next-Level Videos of Pulling a Kid’s Loose Tooth

Posted by on March 15th, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. And I say if it’s worth doing right, it’s worth doing weird! Teething was such a torturous ordeal, so it feels right that there should be some fun and celebration in those little pearly bastards falling out, when it’s time. When a loose tooth is practically breakdancing […]

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Video of Kids Saying the Darndest* Things (*Harshest)

Posted by on February 26th, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

Whoa. Kids just… I mean. Whoa. The expression “out of the mouth of babes” refers to an innocent and honest child saying something wise beyond their years. This is juuuuuuuust a bit different. Less wise in years and more like a really old, grumpy person with very few teeth and even fewer sh*ts to give. […]

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Teaching Kids Is Many Much Harderer (5 Comics)

Posted by on February 10th, 2016, under SNAPSHOTS

It’s our job to care for the new mini humans we bring into this world. Part of that job is showing them the ropes of life, whilst trying to keep them from tripping and getting tangled in every single one while we were looking for an expiration date for just one single solitary second. Ehem! […]

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100% Accurate Animated Video of Juggling Two Kids

Posted by on January 20th, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

Imagine you are holding a child. Or a running chainsaw. Now, imagine doing that with two chainsaws. Or children. Once you go from 1 to 2, you’re juggling. And if they’re chainsaws, you’re probably also on your way to the nearest ER soon. People without kids tend to… not get it. What it’s all like. […]

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