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The Most Advanced Halloween Costume Ever

Posted by on October 31st, 2014, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Sometimes I wish I had more definable skills when it came to crafts. Specifically, I wish I could make better costumes and props for my kids. I love playing with my boys, and Halloween is my favorite holiday. My costumes are usually “meh” unless I have help. I suck at it. So, I get to […]

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This Toddler’s Halloween Costume > Your Cool Halloween Costume

Posted by on October 24th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

In this modern age, the possibilities for amazing Halloween costumes have never been more wide open. We see cooler makeup, highly specific outfits and some families really dive into the macabre holiday with reckless abandon. Just my style! But there is no way you will make a Halloween costume cooler than the one in this […]

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“Halloween (ZOMBIE) Special!!!” : Convos With My 2-Year-Old

Posted by on October 23rd, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

It’s all too horrifically true. Zombie vs. Baby: An Examination of Attributes Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting helps videos on YouTube, so go nuts.)   So basically, when you’ve got a baby, everyday is Halloween! Or an episode of The Walking Dead. One or the other take your pick. […]

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A Guide to Being Tricky or Treaty

Posted by on October 10th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

This goes against the code at never provide useful or important information, least of all instructions on how to do something. Correctly. So I’ve added in how to do be a total box of chocolate-covered douche-peanuts as well, to even things out. Also, I figure since this isn’t exactly a major parenting or world […]

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He never let go of my thumb…

Posted by on November 8th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

The Noobie He’s only three years old. He’d never been trick-or-treating. So, it was excusable that Lucas was supremely deficient in the Clue Department when it came to Halloween. When I asked him what he was going to be, he put on his low, gruff serious voice and laughed, saying, “Ho ho nooooo, Daddy!” as […]

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Charlie & Andy Become Chandy & Arlie

Posted by on October 31st, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

We use up all of our creative juices on our website, so the best we could come up with was to go as each other for Halloween this year. Maybe this is like some kind of weird version of a kid “becoming their parents,” except we’re becoming our parenting website partner. Or something. That seems […]

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My Wife Just Said… #82

Posted by on October 21st, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Putting Finn to sleep and his light turns on. BY ITSELF. Trying to be brave in front of my son! #halloweensstartingearly” –Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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Whorlloween Costume Epic Battles

Posted by on October 19th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

Some people love ’em. Some people hate ’em. I’m talking about all the hyper sexy costumes at seasonal Halloween pop-up stores and costume shops. Remember when it was witches and fairies and princesses? One thing’s for sure, we’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto. So, I’ve decided to put together a showdown! Vote for the sexiest, […]

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The 9 Bestest Pumpkin Carvings

Posted by on October 18th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

We love Halloween. Can you tell? So, we decided to scour the internetz and find our favorite works of art on the pumpkin canvas… Number nine is my favorite. Amazing. GO SEE OUR PUMPKINTACULAR! – Read more of our awesomeness here… It’s happy happy funtime goodness pickles.

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Fatherhood Fridays #12: Five Weirdest Halloween Costumes

Posted by on October 11th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Every year the evolution of Halloween costumes seems to go away from the upright-walking hominids we have become and drifts toward regression. In a sentence: WE ARE GETTING WEIRDER, PEOPLE. So, I felt it would be a “good” idea to highlight the strangest Halloween costumes you can now buy online and drive the point home […]

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