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Gummy Bears

Waste Of Time: Largest Gummy Bear VS Vacuum Chamber

Posted by on March 21st, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I think it’s really important to take lots of breaks. Lots of distractions. There’s too much going on in the world and in our own lives. Take this moment to enjoy a marshmallow gummy bear experiencing of the pressures a vacuum chamber. It’s sort of a metaphor for my body fat percentage since I’ve had […]

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Gummy Bears Have Hearts… and Spleens. And Kidneys?

Posted by on April 25th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

People haven’t been listening. The Gummy Bear population is close to moving from classification as a yummy species to an endangered one. They are being wiped out. Eaten into extinction. Gummy bears have hearts, too. And all the other parts. And organs. And veins. And, yeah… okay kinda gross. Is the room starting to spin? […]

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Save The Gummy Bears!

Posted by on August 23rd, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  Each year, tens of millions of gummy bears are decimated by those who are blissfully unaware of the impact of their voracious appetites: CHILDREN. feels it is our responsibility as parents and ecologically-minded individuals to help replenish this threatened community. How can you help this majestic creature? Much like their distant cousin, the […]

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Thank You for Helping to Save the Gummy Bears!

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under Uncategorized

  Congratulations! It’s a gummy bear. Or it will be once it’s born. All because you liked our HowToBeADad Facebook page, you’ve helped to save the next generation of gummy bears. Awww. Look! This one’s got his mother’s eye-nubs. The next time you see one being decapitated or mamed by the teeth of some small […]

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