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Gummy Bears Have Hearts… and Spleens. And Kidneys?

Posted by on April 25th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

People haven’t been listening. The Gummy Bear population is close to moving from classification as a yummy species to an endangered one. They are being wiped out. Eaten into extinction. Gummy bears have hearts, too. And all the other parts. And organs. And veins. And, yeah… okay kinda gross. Is the room starting to spin? […]

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Save The Gummy Bears!

Posted by on August 23rd, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  Each year, tens of millions of gummy bears are decimated by those who are blissfully unaware of the impact of their voracious appetites: CHILDREN. HowToBeADad.com feels it is our responsibility as parents and ecologically-minded individuals to help replenish this threatened community. How can you help this majestic creature? Much like their distant cousin, the […]

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My Wife Just Said… #8

Posted by on April 20th, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Is it wrong that I like making gummy bears have sex?”-Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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Thank You for Helping to Save the Gummy Bears!

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under Uncategorized

  Congratulations! It’s a gummy bear. Or it will be once it’s born. All because you liked our HowToBeADad Facebook page, you’ve helped to save the next generation of gummy bears. Awww. Look! This one’s got his mother’s eye-nubs. The next time you see one being decapitated or mamed by the teeth of some small […]

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