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Drama, It’s What’s for Dinner (Video Compilation)

Posted by on July 28th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I can’t personally remember being an absolute douchecanoe about food when I was a kid. Then I thought this might be some kind of self-imposed amnesia our bodies perform, because if they didn’t, we might not procreate as a species if we had crystal clear memories of the little horrors we were. So, I asked […]

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11 Family Comics of an Edgier but Safe-for-Work Sort

Posted by on July 26th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

A good o’l clean, wholesome joke can hit the funny spot nicely, but after watching G-rated animated shows and films practically on loop until your eyes see brightly-colored pixels, you can develop a hankering for something a little more mature, a little darker maybe. Not evil dark, or porny mature, but just some humor that […]

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Every Lightsaber Sound Is Owen Wilson

Posted by on July 25th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. It sounded stupid when I read the title but after watching the video and listening to the sound it makes too much sense to ignore. Owen Wilson saying “WOW” is literally a perfect sound effect.

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My Wife Just Shouted… #325

Posted by on July 24th, 2017, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

We all want our kids to be themselves. Until “being themselves” is them hollering down grocery aisles with a baguette lightsaber and their shirt wrapped around their head. Kids can come up with some pretty record-scratchy, startling comebacks that leave us parents speechless; either because they’re so spot on, it’s hard to counter their really […]

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – Part 8

Posted by on July 14th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

The effects of a Dad Jokes can be great in one of two ways: 1) they’ll either make your belly wobble a lot or maybe just an amused snort, OR 2) you’ll be appalled and they’ll make every other joke seem hilariously better by comparison. So, love ’em or hate ’em, it’s basically a total […]

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When Sassy Kids Attack

Posted by on July 13th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Sometimes your kids have a leg up on you. They know that whole “unconditional love” thing hangs over our heads and can be used to bend us to their will. Meet “No, No Baby” — a little girl whose sass is literally off the charts. She is not having what her dad is laying down. […]

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My Wife Just Said… #324

Posted by on July 10th, 2017, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

It’s not like we don’t loooooove love love our kids. But kids are proof positive you can have too much of a good thing. After a long day of doing all of the things, non-stop, there’s a point where your kid being removed from the mix couldn’t come soon enough. Sometimes this point occurs when […]

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44 Bad Parent Tattoos, But I Mean HORRIFICALLY Bad

Posted by on July 7th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

We’ve all got our opinions about tattoos. Some of us love ’em and some of us don’t, but it’s a safe bet that we can all sit down together and agree that these tattoos are just friggin’ awful. I completely understand that the love a parent has for their kid could create a strong impulse […]

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When Your Kid Is A Decepticon

Posted by on July 5th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. I cried my ass off in the original Transformers: The Movie. Spoiler alert: When Optimus Prime buys the farm, I couldn’t deal with it. It left me reeling from that moment. The creature I knew to be the leader of the Autobots had died. It was hard. It gave me a […]

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Toddlers Priceless First-Time Reactions to Fireworks (Video)

Posted by on July 4th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I remember being astounded by fireworks as a little kid. I love them, but… well, it wasn’t really a love-hate relationship, it was more of love-terror thing. Now that I’m all grown up with three kids that are well past toddlerhood, I’ve had the chance to see the evolution of their awed reactions as they […]

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