Daddy is Full of Shhhhh… Sugar
This image popped up in my Facebook feed. It had a single caption with only six words: “Dave has some explaining to do…” We think the explanation is pretty clear. “I love you because you give me sugar all day. Jack” We’re now in the hangover period after Father’s Day. Jack’s dad is obviously being [...]
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How To Announce Your Pregnancy & Keep Them Guessing
You should all know by now that taking us seriously can lead to disastrous results. You’ve already seen my birth announcement, right? Well, today I want to show you how I announced that my wife Avara was pregnant… and teach you how you too can create foolproof plan to trick everyone. It was April 1st, [...]
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Facebook Fist Bump (FBFB)
You may feel foolish at first, but you’ll probably smile or burst out laughing. You’ll see. YOU’RE FIST BUMPING US (or each other) THROUGH THE INTERNET! And we think that’s almost as rad as teleportation. Except not as useful, probably. The Fist Bump Click to enlarge It’s easy. The FBFB can be done on any [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #24
“You do realize, because of your iPhone Facebook app, I see your forehead more than your eyes.” -Elizabeth
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Help us Get to 1,000 Facebook Likes, We’re so Close!
We can do it together. We can get to 1,000! Help us get to 1,000 Likes on Facebook! How many times have you heard that one before? Probably (ironically) more than 1,000 times. But we’re different! Unlike those other 1,000-Likes-hunters, we appreciate it deeply. As in releasing doves and crying blood at the honor of [...]
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Thank You for Helping to Save the Gummy Bears!
Congratulations! It’s a gummy bear. Or it will be once it’s born. All because you liked our HowToBeADad Facebook page, you’ve helped to save the next generation of gummy bears. Awww. Look! This one’s got his mother’s eye-nubs. The next time you see one being decapitated or mamed by the teeth of some small [...]
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