How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


My Wife Just Said… #290

Posted by on November 7th, 2016, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

My Wife: Charlie, I still have a headache. Can you please rub my shoulders a little bit? Me: Sure, just let me put my Apple Watch back on to track the calories I’ll burn. My Wife: … 😑 So, we went on a crazy death march this weekend. You could call it a hike. I […]

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My Wife Just Said… #195

Posted by on January 12th, 2015, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

Wife: “You love me, right?” Me: “Yeeeeeah?” Wife: “And you’ll forgive me, right?” Me: “Uh-oh, what’re you gonna do?” [Wife presses play on her workout music] -Elizabeth   She knows that I have an extreme allergy to her workout “music.” My 5yo son will come up to me with a big devilish grin and tell […]

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5 Ways Fitbit Is Ruining My Life

Posted by on July 11th, 2014, under NOTEBOOK

Man, everyone is wearing some kind of strap on their wrist these days. We’re counting our steps, calories from the foods we eat and everything else that has a number on it. Sometimes I see people pacing and wonder if they’re stressed out or just trying to reach their walking quota for the day. We […]

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Born to Run

Posted by on September 26th, 2012, under VIDEOTAPE

I know we’re pretty “funny” sometimes, but I watched this and it scared the shit out of me. I hope it does for you too. Let’s give them their 5 years back. May our lives never be the same. – Our Google Plus Page! Run to it and share this. Or die trying. Our Facebook […]

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Survival of the Daddliest

Posted by on November 17th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

I swear I don’t wear tinfoil hats. I’m not a huge fan of bunkers. I don’t have an armory. Yet. So, why am I anticipating the collapse of civilization these days? Trailer for a film I’m in. Funny. It’s about the end of the world. I’d never admit it but the end of the world […]

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Pregnancy Weight is UGLY

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

I know, I know. I’m not going to be popular when I say this, but a hefty load of pregnancy weight isn’t attractive. I’m sorry. It isn’t. The cheeks swell, shoelace indentations appear across your feet and you end up looking like 10 pounds of fat stuffed in a five-pound bag. But you have to […]

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