My Wife Just Sang… #99
“Oh yes! 99 Luftballoons! I LOVE that song! I used to be able to sing the whole thing. Yes. The German version.” [Commences singing] -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #19
“My job is to raise the kids. Your job is to shut up.” [sigh] -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #17
“My farts go faster than this guy! My GOD! Go around him already!” – Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #13
“This month… can you have my period? Please take my period.” -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #5
“Don’t you hate it when you feel like you have a poking poo. Like a turtle.” -Elizabeth
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Newborn Snuggling
Newborn snuggling is like … like nothing else. But… photographing it is like this.
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A Slow Motion Moment
Maybe moments don’t ever really happen in slow motion, but some are as slow as Neo’s bullet-limbo when replayed in the theater of the mind. So… The family was gathered around the dinner table to play Go Fish. Cody said, “Let’s do voices!” A family tradition where we all adopt an accent or character’s voice [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #3
“I’ve been more emotional since… … …since I was born.” -Elizabeth
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The First Word
The First Word tends to be defined as the first word that more than one person clearly hears and agrees upon. Unless overridden by pissed-off parents who exercise the right to refuse the claim from other people. It is not commonly known or thought of, but a good number of new parents are probably too [...]
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