My Wife Just Said… #106
“It’s not my fault. Potato chips are addicted to me, I’m not addicted to them.” [Crunch] -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”There’s lost and then there’s lost-lost. Know the difference. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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Would You Like Some Cream Filling with Your Cream Filling?
Some people like the cream; some the cookie. Some twist and make like an amorous beaver on the inside before making their mouth into a black hole that devours the Starship Cookie in a single bite. We’ve all got our methods and preferences for eating yummy stuff. Oreos, peanut butter cups, lollipops, milk duds, you [...]
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The DON’Ts of Waiting on Tables of Families
There is an art to waiting tables. It is a dying art. It’s certainly a really a hard job, but there are tricks to it. To make it not be so awful. Everyone knows it must be a gruesome task to wait on tables that contain kids, but I’m a parent, so I’m not writing [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #37
“Oh God! Gimme your water! Ow! Potato chip shrapnel going down my throat!” -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #34
“Do you think if I toast a piece of bread with cheese and ketchup, it’ll taste enough like pizza?” -Avara
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My Wife Just Said… #20
“What your son is doing isn’t ‘eating’ per se… It’s a cross between taste-testing and finger painting.” -Avara
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