How to Be a Dad

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The Diaper Changing Warzone

Posted by on November 18th, 2014, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

That first poop-filled diaper. It’s a doozy. It’s like a poop mitzvah. It separates the pros from the amateurs. I remember mine well. I feel like an aid worker on the beaches of Florida after the BP oil spill if the oil had been shot out of a human butt cannon. Those are magical times. […]

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Part Deuce! Types of Diaper Loads

Posted by on November 22nd, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

[ click the image to enlarge ] Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Of course, we’re going to do an Instructional Diagram about poop before the biggest eating holiday on Earth. We’re dads. Which means we’re men who are in the possession of babies. Do the math. It all equals poop jokes. We always knew […]

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Types of Diaper Loads (The Truth)

Posted by on July 19th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

    [ click the image to enlarge ] It’s never the normal, standard-issue things that we need preparation for. It’s the freaky, unexpected and unknown things that terrorize us and really would have been nice to know about beforehand. What most new parents lose a large percentage of their mind about is simply not […]

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Bad Product Idea #2: Thongies Diaper Thongs

Posted by on June 7th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  “The softness of a baby’s butt is the stuff of legend. Maybe even myth. So… How could anyone want hide something so smooth and scrumptiously cute!?! Introducing Thongies, the new diaper on the block! They’re sassy and comfy. Diaper rash? Not with this breathability! Each Thongie is like a flippin’ wind tunnel! And because […]

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Steven Seagal of Diaper Changes

Posted by on April 14th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

Am I the only dad who feels like he’s in a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu match with his child during diaper changes? It looks like I’m assaulting Finn with the amount of “hand control” and joint locks I’m using. But I’m the Steven Seagal of diaper changes. This one time my son hijacked a ship and I […]

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My Wife Just Said… #6

Posted by on April 7th, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I think it’s sexy that you can guess a baby’s diaper size. Dad-Sexy.” -Avara

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Cyborg Baby Space Toilet

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

The Japanese “Space Toilet” might not revolutionize the world of diapers, but it will definitely make your baby look like a rad cyborg. Space Toilet to the Rescue — Click here for’s article!

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