How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


Meet The World’s Biggest A-hole

Posted by on August 9th, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

As parents, we usually fit into one of two categories at some point or another: 1. Worrying we’re doing it wrong/poorly/inadequately/uninspired/uninformed. 2. Knowing we’re ruining things for our kids, in their minds or ours. So, color me surprised when I saw a video about the world’s biggest poopface. Sorry. NSFW language ahead. I have to […]

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This Is The Stormtrooper You’re Looking For… On Hollywood Blvd

Posted by on December 3rd, 2015, under VIDEOTAPE

The last time he was in a stormtrooper outfit, Mark Hamill was 26 years-old. Apparently. But this video from Omaze got us so pumped for what’s coming two weeks from now. Luke Skywalker’s part in the story of Star Wars: The Force Awakens is shrouded in mystery, but his work on the streets of Hollywood […]

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Finish Talia’s List

Posted by on July 24th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY, SNAPSHOTS

If you’re not familiar with Talia, she was an inspirational girl. Diagnosed with leukemia and neuroblastoma six years ago, the 13-year-old video-blogged her fight and posted makeup tutorials on her YouTube page. Five days before she passed away, she made a bucket list and it is quite spectacular. She basically gave me a Cliff’s Notes […]

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Happy Birthday Two Me

Posted by on May 6th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Today is my birthday so I wanted to let you all know about the gift I really want this year: Healthy. Balls. That’s right. Today is the day my testicles were born, so I’ve decided to throw them a small, slightly egg-shaped birthday party. It’s a joint party, of course, so it needn’t be spectacular. […]

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The Coward Cancer – @SU2C

Posted by on September 6th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

Okay, first things first. Because I can’t count… Please tune in tomorrow, Friday, on ABC, CBS, Fox & NBC to the live broadcast of Stand Up to Cancer at 8pm PST/EST & 7PM CT. I will be sitting in a seat amongst all those A-list celebrities wondering how I got there and wishing I could […]

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Being Asked to Give a Hand

Posted by on January 12th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

Someone once asked me if I could donate some of my sperm… I mean someone besides my wife. Photo of Charlie from prehistoric times by Tami Bahat Photography Several years ago, a stranger approached me at a local event after I’d spoken to a crowd. She seemed nice and very polite at first but what […]

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In the Name of the Father

Posted by on November 4th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

We know we ask you guys to do a lot of stuff for us. “Come to our site.” “Share our posts.” “Shave our backs.” “Wire us money when we’re in jail.” But today, we need your help because we’ve decided to pick a schoolyard fight with the biggest bully on the block: CANCER. He was […]

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