Happy Birthday Two Me
Today is my birthday so I wanted to let you all know about the gift I really want this year: Healthy. Balls. That’s right. Today is the day my testicles were born, so I’ve decided to throw them a small, slightly egg-shaped birthday party. It’s a joint party, of course, so it needn’t be spectacular. [...]
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The Coward Cancer – @SU2C
Okay, first things first. Because I can’t count… Please tune in tomorrow, Friday, on ABC, CBS, Fox & NBC to the live broadcast of Stand Up to Cancer at 8pm PST/EST & 7PM CT. I will be sitting in a seat amongst all those A-list celebrities wondering how I got there and wishing I could [...]
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Being Asked to Give a Hand
Someone once asked me if I could donate some of my sperm… I mean someone besides my wife. Photo of Charlie from prehistoric times by Tami Bahat Photography Several years ago, a stranger approached me at a local event after I’d spoken to a crowd. She seemed nice and very polite at first but what [...]
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In the Name of the Father
We know we ask you guys to do a lot of stuff for us. “Come to our site.” “Share our posts.” “Shave our backs.” “Wire us money when we’re in jail.” But today, we need your help because we’ve decided to pick a schoolyard fight with the biggest bully on the block: CANCER. He was [...]
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