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Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR

Posted by on July 19th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

“THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O.” AND SINCE, FOR PARENTS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SLEEP BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ANY… WHAT IF WE COULD LIVE THE WILD LIFE, ENJOY DESSERT AND DRINK HIGH-POWERED ESPRESSO ALL AT ONCE IN THE FORM OF JELL-O SHOTS!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST FINALLY MAKES SENSE!! WATCH OUT, ENERGY DRINKS! WHO NEEDS “WINGS” […]

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Dad-miration Week 2013, Day Three: Keurig Brewer!

Posted by on June 12th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

When you think of parenting, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Children? WRONG. Love? FALSE. Yelling? Sort of, but nope. COFFEE, that’s it! Coffee is to parents, what steroids are to professional hopscotch athletes. Some people move over to teas or hot chocolate, but that’s cool too. Want to know why? BECAUSE THE […]

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Back to School Nitro-Booster Giveaway!

Posted by on August 23rd, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

Listen, unless your kid is going to Hogwarts or the Jedi Academy, back-to-school can be tiring. So, let us help you… We are giving away a Citiz espresso machine with an Aeroccino milkfrotherthingy by Nespresso. It’s worth over $300 and it just might help you stay awake for all the lunches, school projects, laundry and […]

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The Parent Muse

Posted by on June 4th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

Artists, writers and musicians have, since time immemorial, relied on the help of many muses. I consider myself newly-minted member of the parenting arts. A childrearing creative. Parenting performer. My wife has been that muse for a long time now, going on 12 years, but I have to admit that I now have a new […]

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My Wife Just Said… #60

Posted by on May 23rd, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“So excited about the fu**ing caffeine I’m getting ready to drink. It’s Friday, alright.” -Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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