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Men Simulating Childbirth, Always a Bad Idea

Posted by on May 1st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

  WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN DISTURBING FOOLISHNESS AND GROWN MAN MOANING   Video footage of women in labor can be unsettling or disturbing to some, the same is true of footage of two cocky, Dutch guys trying to experience the miracle of childbirth by having electrodes strapped to their abs and simulating two hours [...]

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Birth Reaction Assessment (Video)

Posted by on February 14th, 2012, under VIDEOTAPE

True story. We made a “Universal Birth Reaction Assessment Tool” diagram back in May that demonstrated the various reaction levels that men go through witnessing the spectacle of childbirth. Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE So, we thought that today, marking the birth of our channel on Kin Community, would be the perfect time [...]

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Childbirth Terms Can Make You Want to Puke

Posted by on September 5th, 2011, under NOTEBOOK

You can turn the most vulgar, scary or embarassing concept into a phrase that you might expect Thumper to say to Bambie. It’s called a euphemism (yoo-fuh-miz-uhm). “The stork” are just two simple words and look how handy they are for some shyer parents as a quick dodge for answering a little child’s question about where [...]

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Weirdest Birth Announcement Ever…

Posted by on July 22nd, 2011, under SNAPSHOTS

My brother and I were rummaging through one of the 20 boxes of photos he’s been laboring over, scanning them to digital files when we came across this… Anyone notice my 36 HOUR LABOR with forceps & a prayer? Nowadays, they’d have just cut me out.   How about that first paragraph? Coming out of [...]

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Universal Birth Reaction Assessment Tool

Posted by on May 24th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

  [ click the image to enlarge ] Fact. Moms have a monopoly on pain when it comes to child birth. There is a medical chart called the Universal Pain Assessment Tool that doctors and nurses use to gauge it. Sure, it’s stupid and useless. But what about dads? Dads deserve something stupid and useless, [...]

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My Wife Just Said… #3

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I’ve been more emotional since… … …since I was born.” -Elizabeth

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D-Day Rest Period

Posted by on April 1st, 2011, under SNAPSHOTS

October 5th, 2009 is a day that will live in famy. Not infamy. Mr. Finn was born. http://www.blogdash.com/full_profile/?claim_code=e7d5078aca33d138274d3587e136694e

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