How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


My Wife Just Said… #268

Posted by on June 6th, 2016, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

My wife is MacGyver reincarnated with boobs and a better facility for using words to resolve conflicts. We’ve been in dire parenting situations, many times, and she’s always proved seriously resourceful. If you look at our diaper bag, for example, you’ll see enough equipment to keep a child clean, fed and happy for at least […]

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Bad Product Idea #15: Moldi-Pet

Posted by on August 13th, 2014, under EQUIPMENT, INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Some kids like to take baths, some absolutely DO NOT, but ALL kids can agree on playing! They love it. Until they get bored of it, of course. Now you can have a tub toy that changes with your child’s fleeting interest: Moldi-Pet, forming fuzzy spots and furry freckles before your very eyes. Mold is […]

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“Bath Time” : Convos With My 2-Year-Old

Posted by on November 13th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Bath time can be the most ME of “me times.” This proves difficult though for little kids, who require constant parental supervision when immersed in water within a hard, slippery surface. Parents know all about their privacy evaporating when they have kids, but for kids it’s also an uphill battle; a hill draped with a […]

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My Kid Just Sniffed… #19

Posted by on March 14th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Daddy’s stinky!” [I change my shirt] “S’okay now. I can’t smeww da stinky anymoh.” “But… when it goes away, it comes back.” -Lucas (2013, 3.5 years old)  Personal hygiene can experience a “low” when people become parents. Low like The Great Depression. All the hustle and bustle… ::sigh:: At least that’s what I’m blaming it […]

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My Wife Just Said… #58

Posted by on May 9th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Look, all I’m saying is I wouldn’t mind someone bathing and giving me an organic oil rubdown every night.” -Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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Post-Mother’s Day Message

Posted by on May 11th, 2011, under SNAPSHOTS

I gave Finn a bath last night. He was splashing the bathwater in my face and ordering me around as usual when I looked away to pull a towel out of a cupboard in the bathroom. I turned back to him and my 19 month old son decided to prove that his limited vocabulary was […]

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