How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


My Kid Just Said… #39

Posted by on February 14th, 2014, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I watewwed da pwants!” [Big smile] “…By going PEE PEE!” -Lucas (2013, 4 years old)  This was the first time my littlest son peed outside. On nature (neighborhood shrubs count as nature, right?). We’ve all had it happen. No bathroom. No diaper. Not enough time to make it to either. One can almost hear the […]

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Parentopoly, The Give ‘n’ Give ‘n’ Give Game

Posted by on December 30th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

It’s likely you’ve played Monopoly before (even if you’ve never finished it), since statistically about 11 out 10 households have had the board game given as a gift one year or another. Parenting can truly seem like a game, too. How many times do you think one parent has said, “Go, it’s your turn!” to […]

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The History of Wiping (Illustrated, but not FULLY)

Posted by on October 16th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Disclosure: This post is brought to you by the masters of personal cleansing comfort, Cottonelle. To see how Cottonelle Toilet Paper and Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths can practically change the destiny of your bum, click here.   By the time we begin to have kids, we’ve been pretty thoroughly acquainted with the act of “tidying […]

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Bathroom Privacy… BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by on December 21st, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

Parenting has been compared to every conceivable activity and career. Anything one could dream up. You’re a prisoner. You’re law enforcement. You’re a slave. You’re a cook. You’re a doctor. You’re a teacher. But have you ever considered that perhaps the most apt description could be that of a space explorer on the vessel that […]

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My Wife Just Said… #62

Posted by on June 5th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“It seems no matter where I go I’m always changing the toilet paper roll.” -Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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