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Avara

#FatBellyFriday – 36 Weeks

Posted by on November 22nd, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

We’ve been overeating in advance of our national holiday commemorating over-eating. Our bellies reflect this hobby. We’ve settled into a sprint on the home stretch and it’s the point of no return. My wife remains pretty and glowing, while I remain petty and glowering. But don’t I make a beautiful pregnant dude? #FatBellyFriday – 36 […]

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My Wife Just Said… #134

Posted by on November 11th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Deciding what to wear while you’re pregnant is like dressing up Jabba the Hutt. There are only so many outfits the guy can wear.” -Avara   I’ve gained 35 pounds but I don’t have a baby on board. What’s my excuse? My mouth looks like a sarlacc pit. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow […]

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Missing Pieces

Posted by on October 30th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

A few readers have asked for the story of how my wife and I met. We’ve discussed aspects of it here and in interviews with legitimate websites/journalists (unlike the site you are now on). But it all started with the Internet. So let’s travel back in time, shall we? The year was 1993 and I […]

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My Wife Just Said… #132

Posted by on October 28th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“You know you’re 32 weeks pregnant when you need to sit in your car for 10 minutes building up the strength to enter the mall.” -Avara   So, what’s my excuse? I’m not pregnant. Maybe I just hate shopping. Yep, that’ll do. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best […]

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My Wife Just Said… #130

Posted by on October 14th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“At least I got the fridge restocked and organized today. #pregnantladypriorities” -Avara   At least?! That’s the best thing ever!!! If I managed one thing every day and felt good about my life, it would be making sure I had a fridge that somehow approximated this majesty. In fact, I think I should take over. I’ll […]

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My Wife Just Said… #124

Posted by on September 4th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“We should just name our next kid bacon because he’s gonna be so delicious and yummy. Bacon Capen.” -Avara   Bacon Delicious Capen is the perfect, unique baby name. Just perfect. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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My Wife Just Said… #119

Posted by on July 29th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Now that everyone knows I’m pregnant can I start complaining in public about gaining weight and how tired I am? You owe me that much.” -Avara   The answer is yes, honey. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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My Wife Just Said… #115

Posted by on July 5th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“In coffee shop and Charlie texts me: ‘Don’t forget a cookie or we’re dead.’ Apparently my son’s a cookie terrorist.” -Avara   No idea where he gets that trait from… What? Me? – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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My Wife Just Said… #114

Posted by on June 26th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I’m going to put up 80 pictures of me and 50 pictures of Finn all over your new office to keep the bitches away.” -Avara   What she doesn’t understand is that no one is interested. Or even would be. She’s stuck with me. I guess all the pheromones my wife has been rubbing on me […]

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My Wife Just Said #112

Posted by on June 4th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“‘Give me a kiss without tongue.’ Something I should not have to say to my toddler.” -Avara   You’d think she was talking about me and not my three-year-old son. You’d be wrong. It’s like he just learned his tongue is a deadly weapon. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”    Follow us on Facebook. It’s […]

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