My Wife Just Said… #88
“Trying to explain to my son that Wham’s “Last Christmas” is technically Christmas music. He’s not buying it.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #86
“If I’m an asshole driver, but only to other asshole drivers, does this really make me an asshole driver?” -Avara Good luck with your travels this week everyone! Including assholes! – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #84
“Guess who thought she was still a teenager, rode a roller coaster after eating funnel cake, and is now trying hard to keep it down?” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #82
“Putting Finn to sleep and his light turns on. BY ITSELF. Trying to be brave in front of my son! #halloweensstartingearly” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #80
“I turn 40 soon. Is it too early to start my midlife crises? Because I think it’s already happening.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #78
“So, that means when you were playing with Ninja Turtles, I was losing my virginity!” -Avara This is something that has come up a few times in our relationship, but since it was discussed in the Chicago Tribune, it probably bears repeating. Couple of kids and an old guy. – Previous “My Wife Just [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #76
“Oh, don’t worry. I have a vagina.” -Avara …which is Avara’s answer to pretty much everything these days. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #72
“If we used coconut oil as a lubricant, would that be a penis colada?” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #68
“I’m gonna go put on something a bit more comfortable.” (at which point she just takes off her bra)-Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #62
“It seems no matter where I go I’m always changing the toilet paper roll.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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