My Wife Just Said #112
“‘Give me a kiss without tongue.’ Something I should not have to say to my toddler.” -Avara You’d think she was talking about me and not my three-year-old son. You’d be wrong. It’s like he just learned his tongue is a deadly weapon. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #110
“You know you’re a mom when you find food in the creases of your skin.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #102
My son, Finn, walked over to me and farted on my leg. -charlie “What can I say? You bring out the best in Finn.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Self-conscious much?
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My Wife Just Said… #100
“I’m wearing a thong. That’s how you know it’s time to do laundry.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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The Breakfast NASA Launch
Remember how I said my wife, Avara, didn’t want to be in the videos? Well, while shooting one day we had to film a part where I drop off Finn at “his school” and we didn’t have anyone to play his teacher. Avara happened to be on the set so she could take Finn home [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #98
“Can you imagine the kind of sex we could have if I were Elastigirl from The Incredibles?” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #97
“There are certain things that I’ll just never be a natural at. Unless it’s the end of the world… like making toothpaste or something.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #94
“If I were a guy I’d masturbate every time I stepped on a scale. It’s like water weight.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said.. #90
“When I go to movies by myself I start eating the candy BEFORE the movie starts. Cause I like to rebel when no one notices.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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