My Wife Just Said… #48
“Showers and shaved legs are highly overrated. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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Bad Product Idea #7: Baby Hjölster
[ click the image to enlarge ] If this was a real product, it wouldn’t just be for the recently-parented couple with a wagon-wheel coffee table and more pairs of boots than shoes (though it’d be mandatory for those). The Baby Hjölster infant holster carrier would be perfect for anyone who was a little bit [...]
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Three Magic Words… (VIDEO)
There are three words we all knew we would one day get to say to the people we love, especially as parents… So, we decided to make a video about it. Enjoy! Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE I guarantee every parent has said them at least once. Maybe you’re saying them right now. [...]
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You Know Who You Are
The day has finally come for me to speak about something I haven’t touched on before. I feel like an open letter is in order for a multitude of reasons. Bear with me… – To paraphrase PM Dawn, I feel for you. I really do. I know how hard it is out there, keeping your [...]
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Baby Sleep Position: H is for HELL (VIDEO)
Our letter H diagram needed a bit more explanation and delineation in a way that could only be described in a cinematic format. Thus, we shot this episode of Baby Sleep Positions: “H is for Hell”. Good luck, co-sleepers… Enjoy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE – Our Facebook Page Because we want your [...]
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Elmo… Can He Be Trusted?
Maybe if you play “La la la la! This is the song!” backwards, you’ll hear some sinister secret message. Maybe not. For some, it’s sinister all by itself, played normally. Whatever your feelings about Elmo are, you have to admit he looks pretty creepy here. Which funny enough raises a legitimate question… Who are you [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #47
“Oh please already! Put your penis AWAY!” [to 2yo Lucas, not to her husband, Andy] -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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Guy Sign Language
Why didn’t I call this one Dad Sign Language? Since it’s so obviously a necessary skill for a man who has sleeping kids in his life: to say things silently. The thing is, I realized that this applies to men long before they procreate. Understanding this specialized communication method* should be useful to women. Trying [...]
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Parenting Performance Review (VIDEO)
I don’t know many parents that would be pleased to hear their kid(s) would like to have a meeting and go over their job performance… …And that’s precisely why we made this video. Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE We usually have enough guilt, as parents, to travel to the sun and back on [...]
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BEWARE: Cartoons Are Loaded with Lies
Cartoons are loaded with animals. They’re also loaded with lies! It’s true. Uh… I mean it’s true about the lying part, that there are lies. Anyway! Kids’ books, animated shows, toys, breakfast cereal boxes, restaurant activity mats, you name it, they are all filled with breathtaking inaccuracies about the Wild Kingdom. “So what,” right? We [...]
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