How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

The Family Pet… Robot

Posted by on September 27th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

  When the question of whether we should get a family dog or cat came up, I admit I pinched the bridge of my nose and sighed a little bit. Okay, a LOTtle bit. I’ve had a Beastmaster level of family pets. Mammals, reptiles, birds, amphibians, fish oh my! I even tried to keep captured […]

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My Little Pony Toy Store Extortion

Posted by on September 26th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

My son has said some real doozies to me in the heat of the moment. A couple of times, I’ve responded by asking him to clarify or revisit what he was saying, but this dad? NAILED IT. Check it out. Worth the watch through the end. Would you have caved? Tell us in the comments!

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5 Reasons Having Bigger Balls Makes You a Better Dad

Posted by on September 25th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Recently a Time magazine article reported on a scientific study that men with smaller mansicles make better fathers. “Testicular volume is likely to be a more stable measure than testosterone…” — okay? Well, I felt discriminated against and I’d like to set the record straight on this pseudo-scientific buffoonery. Here are my five reasons having […]

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“Dinner Time” : Convos With My 2 Year Old

Posted by on September 25th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

So basically these guys are either psychic or they have been hiding in the bushes outside my house. And yours. And every parents’ house. It’s dinner time, people. Get ready to watch something you’ve seen a thousand times before, but never seen quite this way. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and […]

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My Wife Just Texted… #127

Posted by on September 24th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

It’s always nice to get a heads-up when there are hazards ahead. Might want to swing by the flower shop. Or the liquor store. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Video game conferencing > Video conferencing. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us. 

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We Belong to Them

Posted by on September 24th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Simply titled “Tonight You Belong to Me (Cover) – Me and my 4 y.o.” and with ukulele in hand, this is quite simply my favorite rendition of this song. It really doesn’t get any better than this… You gotta watch out for the fireworks. You never know when they’ll hit. Even in the middle of […]

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Don’t Be Fooled: Girls DON’T Poop!

Posted by on September 23rd, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

There’s this rumor that keeps hanging around these days that’s as stubborn as the worst toilet skid or unflushable floater. There’s all this crazy talk about women, get this, POOPING! Ha ha! Priceless! I bet Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are riding unicorns as they laugh their asses off at this. EXCEPT FOR THE […]

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Daddy Vader Says… Open Wide

Posted by on September 20th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

Whatever mode of transportation you use to shuttle food into the cargo bay in your baby’s face station, we all have to admit that Yoda looked pretty good for a 900-year-old! Right??? And now that we all agree on that, let’s also all agree and admit that making a good tie fighter screech-roar is really […]

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“Fixed” – Scrabble Scribble #2

Posted by on September 19th, 2013, under SNAPSHOTS

  You have to love how kids want to help. Even if you anti-love having to clean up messes or make repairs or pay for replacements or make lengthy explanations to neighbors or the fire department. Apparently most children are not concerned with the age-old expression “If it ain’t broke, why fix it?” And they […]

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Whipped Cream Dragons!

Posted by on September 18th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

WARNING: There are no dragons in this video. But there is activity that you might not want to try at home… These kids are trying liquid nitrogen-frozen whipped cream and it makes them look like they’re dragons. Apparently, liquid nitrogen burns off in the heat of your mouth giving you the appearance of smokey nostrils. […]

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