How to Be a Dad

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Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (Dramatic Reveal Part 2-4)

Posted by on March 30th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

We know this is just a tormenting tease. But we really just can’t help ourselves. Recap from Part 1: Richard Bushman, our first guest-poster, is not actually Richard Bushman. This news won’t be surprising to those that thought “Dick Bushman” was just a little too porn-star a name to be real. Which it isn’t. The […]

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Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (Dramatic Reveal Part 1-4)

Posted by on March 29th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

It’s all been a lie. Not a white lie, though, this sucker is a brightly-colored lie with stain-guard and fade-resistance. Or is it not a lie? And this is a lie about lying? Whoa… Richard Bushman is the first guest-poster we’ve had on our website. Many of you enjoyed his amazing tale, Getting an Evite […]

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To Poop or Not to Poop

Posted by on March 28th, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

As a parent, you’d think my main responsibility would be taking care of my child. But did you know it’s also my job to scare the shit out of non-parents? Before I joined the sperm infection club, so many parents came at me with invasive questions about having kids and war stories from the baby […]

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Poop Cats Are Raving About “Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures”

Posted by on March 27th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT

We’ve been talking about our book a whole bunch leading up to April 2nd’s release date, but we want you to know that, despite popular opinion, we can read, and that we do read things without our names on them. So, bring your blankies, flashlights & juice boxes. We’re gonna do story time about books […]

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7 Abnormal “Uses” for PEEPS

Posted by on March 26th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

Since we’re both ninjas, and we know lots of secrets, we figure it’s time to let you in on the undercover and atypical applications for the ever-popular, marshmallowy PEEPS of Easter fame. This video is a great primer for some of the common ways you might already be familiar with… But let’s dive deeper, shall […]

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My Wife Just Said… #103

Posted by on March 25th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Um… Do you ever want to have sex with me again?” -Elizabeth   (Said in response to sooooo many things.)   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Bringing out the what in him? Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.

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Bring on the Pie

Posted by on March 22nd, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

Dick Bushman, Parent Sex Expert, is back to solve your married-with-or-without-children woes. Many of you tried my Evite for sex trick (you’re welcome), but some of you stepped up to the plate, swung, and struck out. Dear Mr. Bushman, I sent my wife an Evite Tuesday morning, and not only did she RSVP, but she indicated that […]

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The Reaction We All Want

Posted by on March 21st, 2013, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Going back to work has been really strange for me. I wrote about that here for Buzzfeed last week. I come home around 7-9pm each night, which, I know, is normal for most of us. But for me, having been around SO much… it’s a whole different deal. I’m dog tired. I’m overwhelmed. Life has […]

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Performing a Proper High Five so You Too Can Be Cool

Posted by on March 20th, 2013, under NOTEBOOK

High fives are part of a whole, wonderful family of interactive gestures that are important to relating to your fellow human beings or your offspring. And being cool. I’ve been terrible at performing high fives and being cool all my life, so I took upon myself to research and develop a set of instructions for successfully […]

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How Do We Do It?

Posted by on March 19th, 2013, under VIDEOTAPE

People often ask us about our creative process. Questions like: “Are you as annoying in real life as you are in person?” “Do you involve hand-to-hand combat in your decision-making?” “Who really writes this stuff?” Well, the answer to all of those questions is, ultimately, “42” and “sometimes.” But, for the first time ever, we’re […]

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