Overreaction Toast (True Story)
Sometimes my wife overreacts in ways that freak me out. False alarms. While they turn out to be false, they really really really seem like legit alarms when they’re going off. Hypothetically, I’ll be driving us along and she’ll grab my arm in a near bone-shattering grip and shout “LOOK!!!” Later, when we retell the [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #64
“Charlie and Andy are having a ‘meeting’ downstairs and now my house smells like happy hour in Vegas.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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My Wife Just Said… #63
“By the by, did you use the hand towel for your armpits? Yeeeah. Just got a mouthful, so to speak.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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Being BRAVE for People Like Us
This Sunday, I embark on a journey with The Mouse. That’s right. Disney has asked me to join them for an adventure that will surely be chronicled in history books as well as Facebook and Twitter and Instagram over the course of the coming three days. In that time, I will be bombarded by movies, [...]
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The Muppet X-Men
It’s like he stepped inside my mind and drew my fantasies. Mr. Ken Haeser, a writer and artist out of New Jersey, has a talent for BEING AWESOME. He has created, what I consider, to be a magnum opus of crossovers. My eyes have melted from the sight of it. Does this prove to you [...]
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Dads Take Over Babble Voices
We don’t consider ourselves writers, necessarily. I think most professional editors would agree with us. We write most of our posts at 4am with some heinous spelling and grammar issues. Somehow we’ve duped Babble into letting us write for them in their Babble Voices section. We’re calling it “Night of the Living Dads” — an [...]
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Bad Product Idea #9: KiddleProd Child Motivation Enhancement Utility
[ click the image to enlarge ] Are you tired of how many times you have to ask your child to do or stop doing something, keeping exact count of how many times so they can’t turn around and correct you when you give an inexact guesstimate of how many times you’ve already asked? Are [...]
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Dad-miration 2012 Double Giveaway!
That’s right, kids! We’re giving you a chance to win two prizes in one shot in honor of Father’s Day. Because dads are rad, and two prizes are just better than one. Anyone can enter: Just login to Facebook or enter your email in the entry field below to begin. After you Like us on [...]
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Wrong 101 (Kid Responses to Accusation)
On the journey to teach kids the difference between Right and Wrong, they seem to learn something else you didn’t necessarily intend along the way. All on their own, without any flashcards or kidstructional videos. Wrong 101. They learn the wide and varied rainbow of responses to any accusation or confrontation of Wrongness. Kids learn [...]
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Ninja Parent Lessons: The Pillow Paw
The average height of a table is 26″-30″ and counters are around 36″. They all have corners and edges that kids’ heads are somehow magnetically drawn to when they’re passing through this height range. As a parent it’s your duty to protect your child. So obviously that includes making sure they don’t bash in their [...]
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