When your kid discovers you… uhhh
When you’re making love it’s like you’re soaring through the sky on the wings of passion. But when your little one opens the door on your passionate flight, in about .00372 seconds, it’s like all the air has been sucked out of the room and you’ve made an emergency nosedive into a solid glacier. If [...]
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Baby Sleep Positions: “The Pillow Fort”
Early along in the amazing magical spell I like to call my marriage to Lizzie, I walked into our bedroom and my eyes went very wide, like O_O type of wide, to take in all the horror at once, as if ripping a band-aid off my mind. So it might hurt less. My lovely wife [...]
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Silence and Spaces
Only talk when it improves the silence. That’s what I kept telling myself for the past five days, not that it helped. I walked amongst giants in the blogging world, trying to convince myself that I belonged. I was proud to be part of the conversation between the digital dads and modern brands, attending the [...]
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Uter-Zone: Weight-loss for Women (VIDEO)
In the busy world we live in, it’s hard to maintain an ideal body weight, so we boldly created a new weight-loss program just for YOU. Well, not all of you. We present to you, UTER-ZONE! Enjoy! Subscribe to our YouTube channel: CLICK HERE This program cleverly doesn’t fall under the category of crash diet [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #50
“Just found out my boob is going viral. Oh, the life of being married to a blogger.” -Avara
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You Know You’re a Parent When… (VIDEO)
When did you realize you had become a parent? Was it when you witnessed the birth of your child? Maybe. Was it when you got home from the hospital/birthing center/the other room with your birthing tub? Possible. Or maybe it was one of those smaller, unique experiences that set the “I’M NOW A PARENT” alarm [...]
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Baby Ninja
Ninjas aren’t born ninjas, that’s true… Or is it? Think about it. Babies are apparently born with various ninja characteristics. How many times have you muttered to yourself, totally mystified, “How the heck?” as you pulled something out of your little one’s hand that could not possibly have been reached? Or let out a yelp [...]
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Ninja Parent Lessons: The Ankle Claw
“Huh?” you say? Yes, that is indeed a wise question. I will explain. If you wished to become good at something—great at something—like parenting, wouldn’t you want to know what a ninja had to say about it? They weren’t just born ninjas! They became masters of disciplined study and training long before they even got [...]
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My Wife Just Texted… #49
[Texted ] “So you still love me with my saggier boobies? Too bad they don’t have a saggy boobs emoticon. he he “ -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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How Not to React to the Big News (VIDEO)
Listen, men. We need to have a talk. Most of you are good, caring gents that love your spouses. I feel like the plural for the word spouse should be spice. Can we change it? Anyway, we made this video so you can avoid being dumb. The whole dumb thing is overrated and stereotypical. And [...]
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