How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

My Wife Just Said… #45

Posted by on January 31st, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“You sound just like your son. … No no, not something he said. He’s been ripping farts all day.” -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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The Testicle Umbilical Cord

Posted by on January 30th, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

When babies first come out of the womb, they are physically attached to their mom. But could it be possible that perhaps, somehow, they are also attached to the father’s testes? Stay with me… if you can. For my next trick, I will light this car on fire & give you a heart attack doing […]

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Your Heart Will Throw up in Your Brain

Posted by on January 27th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Sometimes things are captured on video that make your heart throw up inside your brain. It makes you wonder how humanity has survived as long as it has. We posted this to our Facebook Page the other day, thinking people would be screaming, “what horrible parents that kid must have.” And then the comments took […]

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Breastfeeding: Suck It

Posted by on January 26th, 2012, under SNAPSHOTS

There has been a lot of controversy around breastfeeding lately. Retail stores have told people they couldn’t do it within their walls. Formula companies implied that formula was a better route. It’s like breastfeeding is being silently marketed as obscene or something. With all the swirling hatred on the topic, I thought my son and […]

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My Wife Just Said… #44

Posted by on January 25th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I’m going to go change my tampon and then I’ll feel a bit better about life.” -Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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Facebook Fist Bump (FBFB)

Posted by on January 24th, 2012, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

You may feel foolish at first, but you’ll probably smile or burst out laughing. You’ll see. YOU’RE FIST BUMPING US (or each other) THROUGH THE INTERNET! And we think that’s almost as rad as teleportation. Except not as useful, probably. The Fist Bump Click to enlarge  It’s easy. The FBFB can be done on any […]

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Gimme My Boobies Back!

Posted by on January 23rd, 2012, under NOTEBOOK

The Boob Decision Moms tend to be beautiful, near-magical creatures. But when it comes down to a heated breastfeeding debate, sometimes we’re left with just the creature part. But this isn’t about that, we’ll leave that one to better writers who are actually women. ran a design contest for a universally recognizable symbol for […]

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Lazy Jedi = Lazy Dad

Posted by on January 20th, 2012, under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

This guy beats us even on our best mornings. Behold, the majesty of a regular dude with Jedi powers… As the video description says, “With great power eventually comes great laziness.” So true. I am incredibly talented and hugely successful, and all I want to do is sleep right now. I just keep imagining the […]

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Name that Superhero Diaper Pail!

Posted by on January 19th, 2012, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

[ click the image to enlarge ] Everyone poops. Even superheroes. Though, having been a bit of a collector in my youth, I can tell you it’s not something that you’ll ever see depicted in the colorful storyboard format of a comic book or its blockbuster movie adaptation. “Hey, Alfred! Can you hand me a […]

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My Wife Just Said… #43

Posted by on January 18th, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“I tried underwear on Lucas today. I thought it would be a step in the direction of potty training. It turned out to be a step in the direction of getting poop on the floor.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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