Booger Nutrition Facts
We wrote about the controversial topic of booger eating before, but because of wild public demand we decided to showcase the dietary considerations of boogers as an Instructional Diagram. What are boogers made of? Is it okay if you or your kid eats them? Will they cause sickness? Or blindness like some old people say? [...]
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7 Rules for Non-Parent Etiquette
I’ve had a hellish week these the last seven days, so figured I’d post something that might get me some hate mail. Truth be told, I saw another dad blogger getting a lot of heat for a post he wrote and became very jealous of him getting all the negative attention. EDITOR’S NOTE:Charlie is obviously [...]
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Fatherhood Fridays #6
What’s up Party Parents?! We’re back with another ridiculous Fatherhood Friday that no one will really read, but everyone will talk about… HAHAHAHAHA NOT! Did we find some weird stuff? Yep. Do we need more? Yep. Send it to us! I present to you, How To Be A Dad’s “Fatherhood Fridays” #6: Why does Disney [...]
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Losing Our Advertising Virginity
– D E D I C A T E D P O S T – There is only ever one first time. It’s special. The first time it happens can be one of the most memorable moments for a blogger. How you met. The first words exchanged. What you charged for it… Uhhh… Anyways, [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #22
“Hello?” [on her cellphone] “Oh! I’m calling you. Uh. And you’re right in front of me. I need some sleep.”-Elizabeth
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Bad Product Idea #4: Pixie Choosie Uncommonly Exotic Baby Foods
[ click the image to enlarge ] No one knows what foods their baby will take to, and some babies can be crazy about their appetites and tastes. On one hand, you can’t seem to feed them anything except a few items, and on the other, they’ll cram the strangest things into their faces without [...]
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The Night My Wife Made Me Sleep Outside in the Car
Oh, yeah. That was two nights ago… Honestly, I wanted to name this post “Mommy Bloggers are Bananas” but I thought we should start with the end… Today’s weather forecast: bloggy with a chance of shame. On Saturday, Andy and I braved the drive down south to attend a women’s blog conference (“BlogHer”). We had [...]
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Charlie & Andy’s Excellent Blog-venture!
Tomorrow, Andy and I will journey to our first official mommy blog conference. Why are we going to a mommy blog conference when we obviously don’t have visible women-parts? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have no idea. But it’ll be our first roadtrip, taking “How To Be A Dad” for a spin in real [...]
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Brain Failure on Aisle 9!
When I go shopping, something happens. I enter some magical space-time distortion, where time oozes and store aisles and racks shift around like the stairs at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, along with accompanying little goblins that move around the products I’m looking for in some kind of demonic three-card monte of retail. The [...]
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