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VIDEOTAPE

This is our video section. One of us, who shall remain nameless, still has VHS tapes lying around. They should be teased. In the meantime, watch our homemade videos in this section.

Kids Talks Backwards, Blows Minds!

Posted by on February 7th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m always looking for hints that my kids are superhuman because, you know, they’re related to me. I wonder if they have some kind of special mutation that will make itself known one day. My little X-Men. This Scottish kid has a particular skill that is pretty cool. Not sure how it would be used […]

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A Video So Cute You’ll Explode

Posted by on January 24th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Warning: This video may cause the following symptoms: *Heart Melting, Expanding Or Explosions *Tears Exploding From Your Eyes *Baby Fever and/or Baby Rabies *The Need To Hug Something *Phantom new baby smells *Existential Angst That There Won’t Be Anything As Cute Ever I personally dare you to watch this and not have a major feels […]

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Our Futuristic Photo Albums

Posted by on January 17th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

We live in a very futuristic today. The world is so technological, in ways very few people could have ever anticipated. And since parenting is the most basic building block of humanity, it’s obviously been affected in many ways. Back in the day, a mom might have made a scrapbook (without the help of Pinterest […]

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A Super Mario Bros History

Posted by on January 12th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

My childhood was pretty damn fun. Sure, there were hard moments but for every rough spot, there’s an equal and opposite bright spot. One of those bright spots was a game called Super Mario Bros. For those uninitiated few, this was the story of a plumber trying to save a princess from an evil dude/lizard/thing. […]

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How To Get Rid Of A Christmas Tree

Posted by on January 10th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

A couple nights ago I fought against the angry porcupine that is my Christmas tree. It started when I told my tree, “Hey, Tree. I’m gonna take the lights off your branches now, cool?” It was not cool. Two strands of lights and millions of dagger quills in my body, I finished up. But that […]

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Moms Get A Different Kind Of Makeover

Posted by on January 4th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

So, listen. I’ve posted about feeling frumpy and ugly before. Becoming a parent can wreak havoc on your self-confidence. The sleep-deprivation and physical demands of pregnancy let alone what happens when they arrive, well, they’re no joke. So, I have a tendency to get a little judge-y and snarky about young people now. It’s like […]

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The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For…

Posted by on December 29th, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

New Year’s Eve is almost upon us. Yes, the start of a new year and a chance to rekindle our hopes for all the things. So much is riding on this moment. What if this year isn’t better? What if we fail on our resolutions? The pressure mounts. But what if it’s just another tick […]

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What If ‘Santa Clause’ Was A Horror/Thriller?

Posted by on December 23rd, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

I do enjoy the holidays so very much. But there comes a time when people need to ease up on the throttle just a bit. The holiday spirit is a little overwhelming, honestly. So many people to think of and consumerism. Finding joy is important but it has be an authentic experience that’s self-determined, not […]

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Grandpa Vader & Kylo, A Christmas Story

Posted by on December 22nd, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

This is amaaaaaazing. Even if you’re not a stark raving Star Wars fan like me, you’ll still appreciate a lot of the relatabale moments shown here, when grandparents look after their grandkid. Sure, regular grandparents might not be spoiling your kid quite like Santa Vader, and when they break your rules, it’s necessarily your “no […]

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Notorious B.I.G.: Best Babysitter Ever

Posted by on December 21st, 2016, under VIDEOTAPE

I’ve gone to great lengths to get my kids to sleep or calm down. Shushing, rocking, walking, driving around in a car — you name it and I’ve probably tried it. Each of my sons has very different needs when it comes to sleep, too. One needed sounds and rocking, the other basically just wanted […]

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