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VIDEOTAPE

This is our video section. One of us, who shall remain nameless, still has VHS tapes lying around. They should be teased. In the meantime, watch our homemade videos in this section.

Drama, It’s What’s for Dinner (Video Compilation)

Posted by on July 28th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I can’t personally remember being an absolute douchecanoe about food when I was a kid. Then I thought this might be some kind of self-imposed amnesia our bodies perform, because if they didn’t, we might not procreate as a species if we had crystal clear memories of the little horrors we were. So, I asked […]

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Dad Does All Of His Kid Activities By Himself

Posted by on July 27th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Kids are a conundrum. When you’re with them you’re calculating what you need to get done when you find time to yourself. When you’re without them, you just sit and think about the time you’ll be together again. I expected this dad was going to show us all the fun to be had when you […]

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Every Lightsaber Sound Is Owen Wilson

Posted by on July 25th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. It sounded stupid when I read the title but after watching the video and listening to the sound it makes too much sense to ignore. Owen Wilson saying “WOW” is literally a perfect sound effect.

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Don’t Shake The Babies – Jiggle Them!

Posted by on July 20th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I mean… They say never shake a baby. But this is something we’ll have to make an exception for. It’s more like “Don’t jiggle a baby” which is completely different and super warranted. I’m for it. I don’t even know what this device is for but it seems like baby jiggling is a thing that […]

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Serious Subjects Can Get Seriously Silly with Kids

Posted by on July 18th, 2017, under NOTEBOOK, VIDEOTAPE

When you tackle a subject with your kid that’s one of the more life-lessonie topics, it can be pretty dang interesting. You start to find out what they have -100 clues about, and what they’ve picked up from wherever. But, like a lollipop that rolled under the couch, sometimes some pretty unusual stuff sticks to […]

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When Sassy Kids Attack

Posted by on July 13th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Sometimes your kids have a leg up on you. They know that whole “unconditional love” thing hangs over our heads and can be used to bend us to their will. Meet “No, No Baby” — a little girl whose sass is literally off the charts. She is not having what her dad is laying down. […]

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When Your Kid Is A Decepticon

Posted by on July 5th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. I cried my ass off in the original Transformers: The Movie. Spoiler alert: When Optimus Prime buys the farm, I couldn’t deal with it. It left me reeling from that moment. The creature I knew to be the leader of the Autobots had died. It was hard. It gave me a […]

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Toddlers Priceless First-Time Reactions to Fireworks (Video)

Posted by on July 4th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I remember being astounded by fireworks as a little kid. I love them, but… well, it wasn’t really a love-hate relationship, it was more of love-terror thing. Now that I’m all grown up with three kids that are well past toddlerhood, I’ve had the chance to see the evolution of their awed reactions as they […]

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The Secret To One Of Life’s Biggest Questions

Posted by on June 27th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

For centuries, the fields of science, philosophy and kids television programming have been invested in the search for truth. Some questions couldn’t be answered. Some answers simply led to more questions. But one question has plagued ups for nearly thirty years. And it’s time we got the truth… WTF as the slime from Nickelodeon’s shows […]

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A Wild Baby Attack with a Chocolate Milk Ending

Posted by on June 20th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Here we see dramatic video footage of a mom’s boob being viciously attacked by her ravenous newborn! No, not really! Haha! But her adorable little daughter, Ava, seemed to think so. When she toddles into the hospital room where she caught her mom breastfeeding the hungry new arrival, she didn’t seem to know what to […]

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