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VIDEOTAPE

This is our video section. One of us, who shall remain nameless, still has VHS tapes lying around. They should be teased. In the meantime, watch our homemade videos in this section.

What R2D2 Had A Voice?

Posted by on February 21st, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Every parent with a baby has wondered, “What the heck is going on in that little head?” If babies could talk, we’d all likely be surprised by what they had to say. I, for one, think they could hold the answers to some very important questions. So, imagine my surprise when the creative minds behind […]

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Best Invention Ever

Posted by on February 17th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

My car got broken into today and stole basically every electronic item I owned. My expensive laptop? Stolen. Valuable family videos and photos are now gone. Forever. And I don’t really want to post about anything. I literally don’t know what to say. So watch this video of an idiot making a device that serves […]

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Dad Dancing His Baby to “Beat It” Is Priceless

Posted by on February 16th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Baby’s are absolutely wonderful. But let’s face it, they can also be pretty boring. They need a lot of care and changing and feeding, of course, but when they don’t, things can occasionally get a little slow. Sure, when they’re really little everything is exciting. Flexing teeny fingers, speaking dolphin, crossing their eyes, making a […]

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Lego Batman Pranks Toy Store

Posted by on February 9th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Batman has always been one of those characters who played things close to the vest. A dark knight. A badass detective. But nothing so far has been as clever as this prank on a toy store. Will Arnett, the voice of LEGO Batman, had to call a toy store and speak words in order from […]

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Kids Talks Backwards, Blows Minds!

Posted by on February 7th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m always looking for hints that my kids are superhuman because, you know, they’re related to me. I wonder if they have some kind of special mutation that will make itself known one day. My little X-Men. This Scottish kid has a particular skill that is pretty cool. Not sure how it would be used […]

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A Video So Cute You’ll Explode

Posted by on January 24th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Warning: This video may cause the following symptoms: *Heart Melting, Expanding Or Explosions *Tears Exploding From Your Eyes *Baby Fever and/or Baby Rabies *The Need To Hug Something *Phantom new baby smells *Existential Angst That There Won’t Be Anything As Cute Ever I personally dare you to watch this and not have a major feels […]

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Our Futuristic Photo Albums

Posted by on January 17th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

We live in a very futuristic today. The world is so technological, in ways very few people could have ever anticipated. And since parenting is the most basic building block of humanity, it’s obviously been affected in many ways. Back in the day, a mom might have made a scrapbook (without the help of Pinterest […]

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A Super Mario Bros History

Posted by on January 12th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

My childhood was pretty damn fun. Sure, there were hard moments but for every rough spot, there’s an equal and opposite bright spot. One of those bright spots was a game called Super Mario Bros. For those uninitiated few, this was the story of a plumber trying to save a princess from an evil dude/lizard/thing. […]

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How To Get Rid Of A Christmas Tree

Posted by on January 10th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

A couple nights ago I fought against the angry porcupine that is my Christmas tree. It started when I told my tree, “Hey, Tree. I’m gonna take the lights off your branches now, cool?” It was not cool. Two strands of lights and millions of dagger quills in my body, I finished up. But that […]

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Moms Get A Different Kind Of Makeover

Posted by on January 4th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

So, listen. I’ve posted about feeling frumpy and ugly before. Becoming a parent can wreak havoc on your self-confidence. The sleep-deprivation and physical demands of pregnancy let alone what happens when they arrive, well, they’re no joke. So, I have a tendency to get a little judge-y and snarky about young people now. It’s like […]

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