How to Be a Dad

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Pretty self explanatory. These are pictures. Sometimes they’ve got words and sentences and all that jazz, but they’re mainly posts of visually-driven stuff.

50 SHADES OF BROWN (The Unplanned Sequel)

Posted by on February 7th, 2018, under SNAPSHOTS

After freeing themselves from the shadows of their past (and their headboard handcuffs), newly weds Anastasia and Christian embark on a new kind of domination and submission in their life, a kind that has no safe word… Parenthood. Sure. You thought it was only a trilogy, maybe even vigorously hoped and prayed, but it was […]

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Dad Illustrates the Nutty Things He’s Had to Say to His Kids

Posted by on January 11th, 2018, under SNAPSHOTS

All parents have had that moment where we say something, and the second it leaves our lips, we’re shocked by the utter strangeness of what we’ve just had to say. Sentences that we’re dead certain no human being has ever had to say in the entire history of human speech. When they’re babies, parents say […]

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14 Christmas Comics We Can Actually Now Enjoy

Posted by on December 28th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

Now that this year’s frenzied Christmas is finally done and nestled in its bed, we can take a moment to settle down and look back on it all for a laugh, hopefully. Sure, there’s still mountains of boxes and wrapping paper dunes that need to be dealt with, and gifts that need assembly or tech […]

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Elf on the Shelf Next-Level Tactics

Posted by on December 7th, 2017, under NOTEBOOK, SNAPSHOTS

Some kids love it, most parents hate it. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this odd holiday tradition, here’s a simple, humorous summary. And for those who ARE familiar, consider this a snarky recap of the strangeness that is the Elf on the Shelf.   Here’s How it Works You shell out about […]

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28 Funny Pie Charts You’ll Wish You Could Eat (Not Really)

Posted by on November 21st, 2017, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, SNAPSHOTS

We’re well into the holiday season, which I like to consider the best excuse to eat self-esteem-ravaging levels of food. Especially pie. So, I put together this collection of funny pie charts, because duh. Pun, anyone? The good news is, not only will these “pies” not add to your already imperiled waste line, but laughing […]

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame (Work Life) – Part 9

Posted by on November 9th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

Most families are well acquainted with the pun grenades some father’s lob around the home, but did you ever stop to think what happens when they suit up and head out to work? The Dad Jokes don’t have to stop there! Coworkers and (hopefully not) customers and (super hopefully not) bosses can be victims um… […]

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Military Hand Signals for Checking on a Sleeping Baby

Posted by on November 3rd, 2017, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, SNAPSHOTS

It can be risky when it’s just you around your sleeping baby, to check on them or simply sneaking about your daily routine. The stakes are so high if you wake them. Now add your partner into the mix, and it’s even trickier. So, the art of silent communication becomes one of the tools we […]

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35 Highly Awkward Drawings from Kids

Posted by on October 27th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

Pareidolia is the fancy word for when you see images in things – like a cloud shaped like a dragon or a face in the bark of a tree or a (ehem) something in some kid art. In kids’ drawings, sometimes you see some unintended, uh… images. Sure, they’re not all phallic. Mostly, but not […]

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These 13 Baby & Dad Pictures Are Hilariously Awesome

Posted by on October 10th, 2017, under SNAPSHOTS

Sholom Ber Solomon is a dad to his baby, Zoe, and he’s my hero for today. Maybe even this week or month. Taking cute shots of your baby is pretty simple, since babies are ridiculously cute by default. This glorious man, however, didn’t just go the extra mile, he went Forrest Gump on it and […]

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11 Funnies That Pumpkin Spice Lovers and Haters Can Enjoy

Posted by on September 29th, 2017, under NOTEBOOK, SNAPSHOTS

Fall is upon us. And with it, of course, the floodgates of pumpkin spice have opened. People either love it, or love hating on it. But for all the people who aren’t doing caffeine and sugar fueled cartwheels over this seasonal flavor gimmick, there’s a vast world joy to be had making fun of it. […]

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