“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to you. Or one of us.
My Wife Just Said… #55
“Sometimes I just don’t get them [the kids] like you do. I’m a grown woman, but… you’re part kid.” -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #54
“Being married to him would be the worst torture on the planet. Waterboarding would be foreplay compared to that.” -Avara
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My Wife Just Said… #53
“Stop dancing. I love this song and you actually just punched my hand.” -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #52
“Just realized Hogwarts is the only boarding school I’ll ever let my son attend.” -Avara
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